Come on. The picture was a tip off before I read the story!

Ditto this.

Exactly this. This long break is going to be bad news for the show.

I can't stand January Jones (I'm team Limited Range), and I think it would be best for all in question if she drove the her boat of a car into the Hudson.

Pug, pug, PUG! I had one and she was the best! So friendly and low-maintenence. Really, they are so sweet and cuddly—-and tons of personality!

L'express for dinner WITHOUT A DOUBT! And Olive et Gourmando for breakfast. Google them. I know what I'm talking about.

Yes, she's a badass! All that rage! Have you worked your way through Austen yet? I am always up for a reread of Pride and Prejudice. It's fucking awesome.

Something no one tells you is how utterly boring pregnancy is. You expand very slowly and feel perpetually uncomfortable. Then you have a baby, which is awesome. The end.

CLEARLY!

Oh Jez. Are you trying for a reprise of Joan of Snark on 30 Rock? Not the way to go.

Hell yes. How the hell will they remake that?!

Me too! Frieeeeeedaeeeeey, Frieeeeeedaeeeeey, Frieeeeeedaeeeeey!

Um, I have no naked pictures of myself on my computer. WTF?

Oh man. Beginning at eleven, I was in such denial about my very large breasts that I refused to wear a bra for YEARS, which was a colossal and surely obscene mistake!

Thank you!

That is AWESOME!

My goal this year for International Women's day is to find ways to more actively support women and girls around the world. I've been really inspired by Nick Kristof and Sheryl WuDunn's book, Half the Sky. In addition to what is listed above, you can make a microloan through Kiva to a woman in the developing…

Yep. That's the one thing that Gatsby gets wrong—-he thinks that being rich is all about going to Oxford and having an awesome library, but you just need to take one look at Tom to get that it's all about riding and football.

That's what I thought!

agreed! No one crosses Blanche Devereaux!