MAD MEN! And a presentation on Walt Whitman for my 11th graders.

@ShadyLane: No shame! I was riveted by this story and will be waiting for this movie with bated breath!

On duty until ten at the boarding school where I work...and I will be OD again tomorrow at 10am until 5pm. My weekend was once again stolen, so to make up for it, I just had a little ebay splurge :)

@zombie_fairy: THANK YOU. I hated that shiz!

Is anyone else annoyed by the period-inspired, Mad Men-esque ads running during the commercials? I was particularly disgusted last night by the Hellman's mayo one, in which the young exec is trying to think of a campaign for Hellman's when he sees a woman out in the secretary pool eating a sandwich that drips with…

@ifindyouamusing: Yes, I loved that part! I was hoping Ice-T would clothesline him at some point, but no...

Dude, was the shot of the anal swab totally necessary?! Also, in that scene, the music was a little too much for me. This is an important issue, and it felt a little cheapened both by the presence of JLH and the overall production.

I was about to say—-this looks like a photoshoot with Kate Moss in the curlers.

@palegirl: agreed. Best cop drama on tv!

@ocho97: That's what I'm thinking!

@NtotheItotheCKY: Hilarious—-my husband and I are also current obsessed with hummus—-we love the Sabra Greek olive kind. One of these days I need to make my own.

@isis1231: Sorry girl. It will take awhile, but each day will be a little better. Sending you positive vibes.

@AuRevoirOeuf: You are AWESOME!

A nice chill day—-worked on school stuff all morning, went hiking with my husband, read some more of Franzen's new novel, Freedom and then somehow managed to be in bed by 10pm. Today—-more work, but not before some NTY, coffee, and a big ass muffin.

@skahammer: you may be the only other person I know who has read The Twenty-Seventh City :)

I'm just going to say it: I love Jonathan Franzen and I think he's one of the best writers—-male or female—- of his generation. It's not his fault that there are some assclowns out there that will write anything to get a few clicks on their salon.com articles.

Amen. And for god's sake, PLEASE stop crowding out the plus-sized floor space with your sale racks.

This post is so, so right on.

@dkissam: Steff was the hottest one in that movie, girl. Way better than Blaine, who was a total wet blanket.

@xani_brutal: YOU ARE AWESOME!