Which is why I’m glad I’m not on the jury. I, too, believe the death penalty is wrong on many many levels and I would never vote in favor of it if asked to do so in any trial. Even the infamous Michael Dukakis scenario. Yet I’m not disappointed by this ruling.

He was actually saying “Ohio State has achieved this for their first time” but really over-sold it and ended up fumblin’ stumblin’ over the hyperbole.

I believe Mr. McDowell stopped taking calls a few years ago from “news organizations” that published his utility bills.

Depp wore it better. (no homo)*

Not just good Kinja - THE BEST Kinja.

Mmmm, baloney.

That picture was dated in 2007. He hasn’t looked like that since a Clinton was in the White House.

“That sure beats 7-9"

I think he gets to watch Monday Night Football with Ditka. Probably at Ditka’s restaurant.

Mort did not say that Berman works hard. He said he “just about” outworks a peer group that we’re not certain exists. So not really a way of translating that to “man, this guy is a tireless worker”. Or even “he outworked that lazy fella over there”.

I know someone who more or less had to bribe a corrupt cop in Brazil not to abduct/kidnap him during the ‘14 World Cup, so I find this quite plausible.

Good for him; this means he can spend more time with his mirror.

I’m disappointed Jack Warner wasn’t at least nominated.

Probably either Challenger or Charles and Diana’s wedding. Which happened first?

Perhaps it’s never happened with THAT SCHOOL before... But it's his job to communicate that.

They're batting over .500 the third time through the order! To provide a quality start, you typically need to be effective for more than 18 batters.

Reggie Miller’s only job involving a microphone should be voicing a muppet.

The portion of their respective careers spent in Denver, that’s not a ridiculous argument. But the numbers probably still go Manning.

I’m kinda in the “ehh, fine whatever” camp. Not enthusiastic to do it again soon, but open-minded.

If you think that was heartbreaking, he later got the following text from his mate: “If that’s what you call ‘dominating’, Steve, you are no longer welcome at our BDSM club! Pathetic.”