These two look like they're good pals...

God, he's the worst ever.

Oh, if we're counting high school sports, I'm way up there... soccer goalkeeper and basketball player. Took my share of elbows and knees to the face and head.

"convenient penis-shaped holes in them" FTW

Same here. For example, I am not a fan of the works of J.R.R. Tolkein or really anything in that genre, but she and most of her friends enjoy it. One friend has an annual tradition of going to the movies with us around the holidays (usually Christmas eve). So the year the first Hobbit movie came out, they wanted to…

Perhaps he should get that looked at.

Objection: Relevance?

See, my thing is that I don't throw out books. I acquire a lot and just keep them. So I do own at least one Ayn Rand book. I haven't read it. I know it's bullshit.

Yeah, so many levels of wrong...

Oh man, I've gotten a reputation of being "anti-fiction" in my circle of friends. Mostly because I've never been into mythology, Harry Potter or Tolkein. Or Game of Thrones.

I was skeptical about squirting (but also not dead-set on seeking out a definitive answer on it, as some guys apparently are) until circumstances happened about a year-and-a-half ago. Same girl, twice in one week. She warned me, so it's not like I'm bragging that I have special powers to induce it. It's all her, and…

We try to close her out of the bedroom when she goes out to eat or shit, but it's pretty difficult. She's gotten wise to us.

I was a skeptic, but discovered about a year and a half ago that yes, it's absolutely real.

One of my cats whines whenever we close her out of the bedroom. The other one spends a majority of her life hiding under the bed. I think this has had a negative impact on my sex life.

I'm not a Patriots fan, but I'm having a hard time finding anything in this "controversy" to get that upset over.

Frozen-then-unfrozen sour cream sounds awful. Just awful.

I agree - she did not wake up like that. I'm gonna guess she had a serious case of bed head and had to shave her hair off. But it's a good look for her.

It was pretty amazing. What goes through someone's head where they can't calmly break from script to say "excuse me" and have a drink like a normal person? Why "sneak" to do it and hope nobody notices... when it's on camera and you're the only person on screen?!?

I think the football was long over by that hour.