The guy just cannot say something simple and straightforward when a several-dozen-sentence opening is available for him to spill verbal diarrhea into.

Earlier today I read about the possibly leaked/rumored casting for "American Horror Story: Freak Show". I noticed the name "Amazon Eve" portrayed by Erika Ervin. I looked into who she is and found she's a 6'8" model - apparently she "came out" as transgender in Sweden earlier this year, though she had appeared in a…

Butterface.

Alternate title: "Why Terrorists Hate America" by Nick Bilton.

Swimming, diving, fencing, boxing, wrestling...

I think a lot of people forget Bob Tewksbury.

Also worth noting is that NFL Films did an excellent job on the America's Game series.

...said the guy who is so focused on considering America's problems that he is spending time commenting on Deadspin.

an Audubon Minnesota survey found more than 125 species that have fatally collided with buildings in the Twin Cities since 2007

Eight of the top ten teams advanced from their groups...

I purposely avoided team nicknames, but sure... you could have Kroenke sell the Rams to L.A., buy the Broncos and then Khan moves the Jaguars to the then-vacant Southern IL/Greater St. Louis area... and someone buys the Washington franchise from Snyder and moves it into the district.

You're confusing him with Cliff Lee.

Are you talking about Maria and Sasha or Putin and Malaysia Airlines Flight 17?

Rick Pitino would cream his pants in a second.

I wish the NFL would do another of those "owners trading teams" like they did years ago:

To clarify: Clint Trickett is an actual person's name?

Portland is one of the markets that has been a real success story with this incarnation of a women's league.

Has anyone reached out to Ella Masar - @emasar3 - for comment?

Synopsis: Tom gambled by investing time and energy on the hopes of getting hired full-time by a site known for "loser-generated content" and lost. He's not happy about it.

Aren't we all, my man? Aren't we all...