I’m sure when Rocco doesn’t clean his room and Madonna yells at him he just says, “Mama, don’t preach, I’m just expressing my self. Stop yelling at me I’m here on holiday. You’re being a borderline schizo. You should thank your lucky star for a son like me. I’ll remember and cherish our time spent together, open your…

OHHH my mindy!

Umm maybe they’re talking about internal wars of the mind.... or media wars, or more likely paparazzi wars...

When I was in high school I thought I had won the class holloween contest for my perfect scarecrow costume. Well the teacher missread “Don” as “Dan” so I had to have the class Pumkin Head Trophy removed from my head in front of the whole class and watch it represented to Don....

I don't know if there was any good way to handle this screwup. I can understand that Miss Columbia is hurting. She must have spent years working to achieve this goal and it is terrible to think you won and have it turned out you didn't.

Oh dude. I feel ya. I was grey for three wars and still am at most other sites like Muse Politico and Gawker (which btw is mean??? Their commentators are not nice). A while ago Sqarr was making a list of greys that should be ungreyed and that's how I got out. Maybe that's still going on?

I don’t have a thing interesting to say at the moment, but my less important New Years resolution is to become ungrayed. I’ve been gray since Kinja became a thing...anyone want to help? :)

Who’s ass is that??? I’m confused by the bodily positioning here. I want to say it’s hers....but...it doesn’t seem like a person could bend their back that way?

I worked on this one in 2015, and I heartily recommend it as a New Year’s goal.

Hey! Me too!

I agree with you 100%, did you see that bullshit that Bumble just posted recently? what sort of “adult” has a fucking mental breakdown because a 3 year old was brought to their party?

I plan to masturbate more. Circumstances really threw off my rhythm in the last half of 2015.

HA! Prune juice and gin, now you’re covering both the ‘what to get out of your body’ with ‘what to put into your body’. That’s some next level player level right there.

#NotAllWomen

I mean sometimes it’s a slippery slope but sometimes you need to do day drinking... But really, one will do it if you actually have to get your shit together for some reason. And yes, diner food. As long as there is no wait because the longer your sensitive stomach stays empty the less it's going to like anything you…

The cure for a hangover is getting another drink down and scarfing fats and carbs before it really catches up with you. Don’t wait. Do it now!