The mark of a True Troll is the need to constantly create new burners because of your consistent Kinja bans, you numb prick.

OMG this kittie is too cute I’m DYING!!!!

Hello to my BeAuTiFuL Jezzie FRIENDS!

I always thought Listeria was a mouthwash:)

ummm... i think that’s only if your related by blood to your spouse

LMAO... obv you got your comeuppance!!!

Thank you - those are much more gentler wars than regular wars with blood & guns:)

Ummm... dude thats Kendall’s ass she’s like super flexible. some people can just bend their bodies in strange ways, like those cartoonists you see at the circus who can bend over on the ground until they’re heads are between there feet. It’s a talent or something haha.

3 wars???? ummm... is that possible.

I wouldn’t ur right:))

{{{SPARKLY HUGS}}}

ohgod ... yeah I saw that. That’s some UNBELIEVABLE shit right there!

Awwwww... why u being so MEAN this early in the new year? Maybe you should change your internet-name to MEANIESAYZKNOCKUOUT - lol.

yeah I agree with you I think a lot of old(er) women {I refuse to refer to them as “mature” bcause to me that word denotes an attitude/demeanor and not a chronological/numerical ‘age’ lol, so a very young person such as myself can be considered ‘mature’ while some 40-year-old crone can be ‘immature’ hahaha} are…

its actually a pretty disgusting combo hahaha - everytime I drink it im like *UGH* this gin & prune juice tastes LIKE Satan’s Piss lol, but then I forget, and the next morning im like “hmmmm... i should mix this gin with some prune juice I bet that would taste MAGICAL!!!”ughhh!

wat? LOL not all the women i’m pretty mature and i’m like really, really young.

OMG that is so true hahaha... I usually mix a lil prune juice w/my morning gin lol and I’m good to go!!!!

Ohmygod imgoing to die those kitties are soooooo cute!!! I love bunnies they remind me of kitties because they both have heads and meow.