Editor’s note: In case you’re wondering, The game has nothing to do with The Wire.

Man, I didn’t even make it halfway through Boondock Saints. As a Masshole going to school in Boston at the time, I kept that fact very much to myself. What a shitty movie.

I had the same journey — loved it as an 18-year-old, hated it when I rewatched it a few years back. Among so many other problems, what a waste of Chris Cooper and Allison Janney.

American Beauty came out when I was 18 and was one of my favorite movies for years after. I rewatched it 5 or 10 years ago and hated it. It embraces and cheers on Spacey’s completely banal, selfish complaints about life: he has to work in an office! he and his wife don’t have sex enough! he wants to be with a younger…

OK fair point. 

The only Bluths who voted were Michael, George Michael, and George Sr. Michael and George Sr. voted for Trump. George Michael tried to vote for Hillary AND Trump, so his vote didn’t count. Tobias was planning to vote Stein but didn’t make it to the polls due to a series of improbable misadventures.

As for your handle, I have to think they all voted for Trump except Lieutenant Exley, who voted for Hillary and will be ostracized when it comes out, and Sid Hudgens, who voted for Johnson.

Kelsey Jannings loathes Stein and Bernie voters. She’s nothing if not practical.

Man, if you think this is pedantic, you should see the Wired article on Hawkeye’s form a few years back. They were merciless.

What about the Far Cry series? I’m going to assume the answer is “yikes.”

Which led to the classic Onion article “Fuck Everything, We’re Going to Five Blades.”

I mean

Long but a great analysis! You’re absolutely right. I actually looked for a “that broke me” gif when I posted the “time knife” gif above, but it was so perfectly understated that it wasn’t a great gif.

I will go to my grave mad that Season 7 got the Emmy over The Americans’ final season. I don’t really care what GoT gets this year, though — I’m just glad this is the last year they’ll have all the nominations.

I know, I still can’t believe Time’s Arrow didn’t get a nomination last year, at a minimum. And the annual nominations for Seth MacFarlane when Bojack has only ever had one voiceover nomination (for Kristen Schaal, who’s somehow never been nominated for Bob’s Burgers!) are maddening.

Right, Ted Danson is entirely deserving — heck, he could have won last year for the existential crisis episode alone — but I’d love to see nominations for believe that Carden or Manny Jacinto or Harper. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I love Maya Rudolph, but Rudolph having two nominations and the 4 humans + Janet having…

Yeah, Double Dribble was a blast. As a Celtics fan, those Frogs and their three-point magic was great. And as long as we’re talking classic sports weirdness, how about Super Dodgeball?

Yup. And with the fastest runners, you could bunt for a HR!

Heck yes to Bases Loaded and Rygar. Would also recommend the similar but weirder Bad News Baseball and Karnov.