A bleaching of assholes?

It’s called Saga and you can play as seven different characters? But... but there’s no relation to 7th Saga? That’s odd...

Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right Be A Pedant Start

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks of it with Select Start!

I have a new rule of never watching a movie with graphic but unsexy sex with someone I’m dating. Nymphomaniac Vol II and Anomalisa both turned out to be last-date movies. (Neither one was my suggestion!)

Also, comedy makes people hornier than drama.

You went to all that trouble and didn’t photoshop the marlin’s snout going up his ass?

All for the sake of hygiene. Never weep over the things we do for hygiene.

Rears Butted Into

First you get the Courage, then you get the Power, then you get the Wisdom.

To be extra hygenic, I skip taking out my penis or unzipping my pants.

“if you’re making lemonade, you’re not drinking enough lemonade”

Now there’s something everyone in the “was Manny’s slide clean” thread can agree on.

We’re gonna disagree on the slide, but great name.

No, yeah, I get it. He was just stopping his momentum as he slid past the bag. With Pedroia’s leg. And his spikes.

Aw, glad I could cheer someone up! Hope it’s a better day today.

Oh, did you not hear? That got rereleased under the original Japanese title, Becky’s Preantepenultimate Hurrah. There’s actually a pretty active modding community. Makes it pretty fresh even if you know everything you’re gonna hurrah about by heart.

EQ2 wasn’t better, it was just more mass-market friendly. All you softs complaining about EQ1 ruined the series. If you wanted a game where you only had to reduce airborne carcinogens to 10 ppb, there were plenty of casual games you could’ve played! (Don’t get me started on fucking Smog Warrior...) Your refusal to git…

Right. I used to play a lot of Dominion, which got really good with expansions but whose original game was basically two-player solitaire: you each raced to execute your strategy and couldn’t really affect the other player’s plans. Crystal Core is the first thing that feels like that. Even with Pirate Warrior and…

I still wish they’d released Becky’s First Hurrah. That gameplay footage that leaked was hurrah as hell.