picniclightning
Picnic Lightning
picniclightning

Same here - a cis white male who tends to create black female characters. Usually with shaved heads. I think it started with Mass Effect, where it helped give my Shepard a guiding set of motivations (felt like she couldn’t risk disobeying the rules, felt like she had to be strict to maintain authority) and made the

God, yes. All this time I’m spending protesting is time I could be spending fucking.

Yup. Loved Burnout Revenge, found Burnout Paradise boring as hell.

Oddly enough, I just finished it yesterday. I was... underwhelmed. It just felt like a low-grade knockoff of Arkham combat mixed with a low-grade knockoff of Assassin’s Creed parkour, with a fairly generic plot. The ending in particular made no sense, so you’re not missing much.

I think I’d prefer a no-kill nemesis to the no-last-chance nemesis I had.

I haven’t played Overwatch, so every time I see the name Bastion I get excited to read about Bastion or Bastian and then get disappointed.

Such a great song, but such irritating lyrics. One of the worst “you’re breaking up with me so I’m going to be patronizing and insulting” songs — not quite It’s a Wild World bad, but close.

As my grandpa always said, ¿Durante sexo, cómo no?

“Line-rider Citizen Kane” is brilliant. Maybe a “When Harry Met Sally” roguelike after that?

That fits well with the sign I saw at the march: “Biff, get your damn hands off her.”

Haven’t seen it anywhere on Deadspin, but Johnny Manziel had this beauty yesterday:

Courtney Love also did it right:

The overlap of Trump voters and people dumb enough to buy $100 infrared pajamas is probably substantial.

Now I want to get a husband just so I can call him “my The Husband.”

Every time I start a DS playthrough, I say “this is the time I’m going to force myself to rely on parrying!” It usually lasts about two areas.

You’re not alone. The Pope dude may have been the hardest boss in the series for me.

“Is this the fat ass underachieving former MLB pitcher who pissed away a potentially HOF career?”

Nope — only he and Billy Wagner lost votes, if I’m not mistaken. Wagner lost 1, and Schilling lost a whopping 31.

They both picked up around 9%, though. A good sign.

Good questions! But I’ll leave them to someone who, uh, has actually played Dishonored...