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Right, that’s the bizarre thing about saying that a union is the worst possible option because they’re technically independent contractors who can’t negotiate collectively... and instead they should threaten a strike, which is an illegal group boycott if they’re independent contractors. Any labor lawyers out there,

“The streets will flow with the blood of the non-deflaters.”

Yes, but by “food” he meant “the hearts and souls of the vanquished.”

Unlikely. Scott Baio doesn’t get enough work to be able to afford the price tag Trump’ll put on it.

Yikes. Only if you slide him in at the very bottom.

Yeah, same here. I played the heck out of III and IV (and I and Colonization; DK why I skipped II), but lost interest in V quickly both times I picked it up. Maybe it was the settings I was on, but it just felt like a city state–bribing simulator.

Oh man, Hatchet! I loved that as a kid. That might make #1 for me.

Bad as this is — and I don’t mean in any way to minimize it! — the part that’s blowing my mind right now is that the top adviser to the president is somebody who has said his goal is to “destroy the state.” 

4. Their profile pictures

Thank you for giving me something to smile about after that.

A major oversight! I’d always thought of this as a chile company, I didn’t actually realize it was a type of chile.

These pretty clearly outrank #4 and 5. Probably #3, too.

This post alone moves you into the #2 slot at least.

The Democratic one goes something like “I am a Democrat because I believe in individual liberty, personal responsibility, and the rule of law.”

Hatches, ranked:

What is it with Pats tight ends and puncturing lungs? First Hernandez, now Gronkowski?

Or run a slant, or cradle a ball to your chest, or stop your momentum to keep from going out of bounds, or get tackled 18 more times...

37. In a row.

I never pictured “and he hit me with a surprise left” taking place during a baseball brawl, but I guess that’s possible.