There were 2 reasons I chose our pediatrician, and it was based on negative Yelp reviews.

So many of these are about triangles. What am I doing wrong that I can’t meet one good person and hit it off with them? (Aside from being completely broke, out of shape, unemployed, having zero self-esteem, having no friends, never leaving the house because people make me uncomfortable, and generally being broken as a…

Which is possibly a good thing. She’ll have more power to negotiate her own contract instead of being forced to accept the winning one.

This is gonna sound insensitive but I honestly have NO desire or wish for all these reboots. Gilmore Girls, Full House, X files...the talk of Friends. There is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much good TV out there to waste time on what Emma is doing in college. Who the fuck cares?

I was fine until I got to the “I need you to perform...specifically a minnie mouse dead-mow-five head, not a mickey dead-mow-five head.”

this is fucking hilarious

As a Latina also supporting Hillary: expect nothing but contempt from white commenters here. They know what’s better for us and they are baffled that we dare to think for themselves and have reasons to vote for Hillary. How can we? They know what is better and they don't agree. We must be ignorant!

You. Are. Exhausting.

Sure, it’s an exaggeration if taken literally, but it’s a pretty common thing to say. Regular folks always have opinions about actors and musicians and say that they have no talent in their opinion. You’ve never heard anyone say that about a man? I’ve heard that from many people about Mumford and Sons, and they’re…

I understand the impulse to up in arms when a woman is being criticized, but I don’t think this negative article about her or the comments have anything to do with her being a woman. People would also pile on if a male actor delivered a bad performance. Nobody’s saying “bitch” or “whore” or any female specific…

It’s because people love et Saint Angelina shtick and think that because she’s earnest and serious about her refugee work, that’s going to translate into her films which are all super earnest and trying to tell some big story and have a big message but are really just exercises in making super inspirational and über…

Playing herself. Eons ago. Meh. Meh. Awful.

Hot take alcohol percentage 1.32. She has always been a shit actor. Are we allowed to stop pretending that she’s not now?

That’s what I find most hilarious. They just confirmed for a news outlet that the things claimed by HondAnonymous are accurate.

So, they’re saying all this stuff is CORRECT?

Not sure what you call Catholic school 7th-8th grade football, but I took a facemask to my gut from a teammate and I couldn’t get up. Trainer came over and said it was a “bruised stomach”. I then walked home from practice about a mile away, not being able to stand up straight. My mom saw me, told her it was a bruised…

I love football, but have a harder and harder time just vegging out and watching it like a big dumb baby than I used to the more and more this information comes out. You watch a guy like Antonio Brown go ragdoll from a helmet hit, and it’s hard to ignore the CTE elephant in the room.

WHY? Did you lose a bet?

Yellow Tail Chardonnay tonight, and plenty of it.

Don’t listen to this person. Those China Ebay tablets are FREAKING GARBAGE.