Not sure if you’re being sarcastic or trolling, and there’s an alarming lack of specificity in your snotty comment, but we’re gonna do this anyway.

The gun nuts are winning. Through violence and intimidation.

When we’re all dead, I guess. It won’t be long now.

Truthfully, no lives matter. We did nothing after Sandyhook. Kinda shows that we don’t care who dies, even little kids. Once you’re okay with that, the discussion ends.

I have the feeling that others will come out...

There have been stories of him crossing the line with porn stars for a while now

This site and Gawker’s boner for James Deen a while ago made me so uncomfortable. There have been stories of him crossing the line with porn stars for a while now, while everybody tried to make him happen as a mainstream actor, a feminist man, and a fantastic lover that every woman wishes she could have. Fuck that, he…

There’s a lot of stuff coming to light now about the “Sketchy Dom” there are websites and boards about it and how’s not really a Dom he’s exactly what you described, a guy that gets into the BDSM community to prey on women. It became an issue when 50 Shades of Grey hit it big because women were getting into the scene…

I think you might be right. My son just did something like this in art class. He’s in 1st grade and brought home this really nice (for a 7 year old) self portrait. I asked him how he did it and he said they drew it very slow, one step at a time

It may have been a guided art project. I did self portraits with my class of 5 year older where I’d have 4 of them at a table with mirrors. I’d ask them to start by drawing the shape of their head. Then to look in the mirror and draw one thing at a time while saying stuff like “what shape are your eyes?” “What about…

The douchepocalypse™.

And Matt Lauer

If only Sean Penn was there too, we’d get the Holy Trinity of Douchery

Honestly, with 10+ years of preschool teaching under my own belt, I’d have noped the fuck out as soon as I saw all those acronyms. UGH.

I’ve never read more poorly written, unprofessional emails from anyone over the age of 30 in my life. Her tone, her choice of words...just mortifying.

In 300 years, there will likely be some important Deklan’s as well. Heck, there will probably be some important Nevaeh’s and Jeidyn’s too and all our 21st century souls will roll over in our artisanal, locally sourced, crematory boxes.

As the owner of the name Bracken it is my expert opinion that every name in this story is indeed terrible.

Unique! Special!

I know. Deklan is a terrible name.

Uh...did you...miss the part where the vegetarian samples were the most likely to be contaminated ones?