Yes, yes. Anyone who puts Matt Lauer in his place after questioning young women on how sexual they are is an ally to me. He grosses me out so much.

The window on that haircut is rapidly closing.

I don't care about twerking or getting your picture taken with that weirdo in the glasses, but I can get behind anyone who puts Matt Lauer down.

I've planned my own wedding and attended more weddings than I could count. I know exactly how traditional weddings in America work. Here's what it's not like - it's not like hanging out at a bar with your friends. lol

Good Lord, you actually think it's appropriate to put people in the embarrassing position of initiating a discussion about their financial situation because they've had the misfortune of being invited to your wedding?

My favourite (?) one recently is an acquaintance who sent me an "exclusive, ONE-TIME OFFER" for me to give her money to send her to Africa. Not for any charity, or a particular educational reason. Just because.

Little known etiquette rule that should be widely known: gifts are customary on many social occasions, but not mandatory.

Has anyone ever tried to do a Kickstarter for a wedding? 'Cause that's basically what some of these brides are trying to negotiate.

Miranda Kerr is the new face of Swarovski jewelry.

Thank goodness she took the test. We need more women in computer science, and would get by just fine without any more cheerleaders.

I have spent a ridiculous amount of time trying to find music videos for my toddler that do not involve puppets. (Because even little kids should listen to decent music.) It's really frustrating to try to find something that features a strong female singer that doesn't involve 4 minutes of sexy, half-dressed…

$5 says Moiley (typo and it stays) rips up a picture of Sinead at the end of her "performance" on Saturday Night Live. Who's with me?

You know, I am truly astonished by the number of times my uterus has brought the United States Government to its knees in the last 5 years or so. Like, I thought its baby-growing capabilities were pretty neat, but damn, my lady bits are hella badass.

"It's okay. You're only 15."
"No, I'm not. I'm 24."

And only if you're a woman. Men get to be first in their own lives. (In one of the excerpts she says she let him take it our on her because he's stressed at work but if he gets any flack from her, he blows up. I think I'm quoting pretty much verbatim, too.)

There is one worse feeling: when your ex moves on quickly with one of your close friends.

I'm just reeling from the viciousness of it. What professional adult with a nice job like Magazine Editor needs to bully a little kid about her looks? I can't comprehend it.

Please America, boycott Star magazine.

On a semi-related note, as I read this Dr. Oz is on the TV in the background. He is doing a game show type bit with Cedric the Entertainer, something along the lines of "Know Your Kardashians' Health Issues". He puts a picture of each family member up on the screen, along with three choices of what their issue is and…