Lots of good things happened this week. Just not on planet Earth.

It's about goddamn time.

Please share, in long form, your technique.

I like making out but 4 hours is ridiculous. How do you not get lockjaw?

president's Ford's daughter, Susan, had her prom at the WH. She said the secret service was everywhere, but she and her boyfriend snuck out to the rose garden and made out.

I actually am really relieved at the mystery that the First Couple is intent on maintaining around their kids' lives. For all we know she didn't take a boy! We have no clue and I like it that way.

She could look like a swamp monster and still be invited to the prom as a sophomore. A date with the President's daughter would be a hot ticket, I would imagine.

Malia B Mackin.

She looks like a fine mix of both of her parents.

The first time I EVER had an orgasm was with an electric toothbrush. I was a rising junior in college and living with some older girls in a house over the summer and over and over again they'd talk about coming and I'd be like yeah me too. And finally I guess somebody notices my blasé attitude and straight out asked…

I cannot think of a single sexual encounter that truly stands out. All that comes to mind is how awesome hot tub jets are....

What does that say about me?

This is completely at odds with how great they WERE doing at combating overpopulation problems.

My reaction too... I'm in Lorton and there's nothing under $600k... if I take the VRE I can get in to the city in just under an hour during rush hours.

I feel like people are dismissing her valid concern not just because they support the stigmatization of breasts, but because, look! It's a rich white girl, therefore everything she says doesn't matter. AND because they think this is only about Instagram. I understand that Instagram is a private company and they're…

Last time I checked, when a girl is pressured by society into bulimia, she doesn't go around threatening to stick her fingers down other people's throats.

I think you're misinterpreting a lot.

What I wouldn't give for a positive news channel. Even a half hour program would be a shot in the arm.