It totally needs the Bionic Man Dooodooodooodoood eye sound effect

"Iran vs Nigeria, hmm... who should we show on camera here... WHITE GIRL WITH BRAZIL SHIRT ZOOM IN!"

Prince goes against everything I understand about my own attraction to men. He's short, skinny, wears a perm and lace and ruffles AND HIGH HEELS. AND HE'S PRETTIER THAN ME.

... and this is what I struggle with. We are at the point in pop culture where, yes, black and brown folks created hip-hop but the genre and culture is international and has reached all the way Down Under. I don't dislike Iggy for being a white girl rapping, Eminem is white and he is a great MC, but her inauthenticity…

The thing I find most grating about Iggy is that she raps in a fake accent. I'm okay with her adopting some aspects of black culture based on her experiences in the US, but there is a difference between being influenced by something and mimicking it, and Azalea's faux-Black rapping is on the wrong side of that line.

Shall I assume from your use of the word "moggy" that you are in the UK? If so, can you explain to me why the vast majority of the stories of cats stealing stuff from the neighbors and bringing it home seem to come from there?

Awww! Hoarding kitty hiding her stash!

E-PIC! LOL

Should have named her Cersei.

If you were interested in being fair, you'd have included the clarification Kelly gave when they came back from commercial—that he was simply impressed by her breasts, and that he planned to masturbate once the segment was over. A perfectly innocent explanation.

I am picking up my fourth rescue from Animal Control tomorrow... pray for me.

Happy to oblige.

This has totally given me the giggles!

"Opposable thumbs? We don't need no steenkin' opposable thumbs."

My cat once locked me out of my apartment by jamming a gate between the front door and a wall across from the front door. The landlord had to break the window and crawl through it to unjam the door and let me into the apartment.

My sister recently found a dog and posted it on Craigslist. She also scoured the Lost section and found a matching description and similar picture. I'm glad she was patient and willing to go through so many postings (it's a large city) because the last posting was a week or so before she found the dog. And it had…

that's fucked up. also. naming a dog Sally Mae is fucked up because no one likes that dickhead company