Kelly, your BS detector is correctly calibrated and your observation isn't worthless (you may not be a lawyer, but can play one on tv or the web). Toywatch's counsel is paid to "reach" for and throw anything on which it can get its mitts without destroying its own brand. Evidently didn't bother to ask her if they…

Hey, my grandma knew how to get wild.

OH NO! I requested a free sample of Poise light bladder leakage liners. Now I might be the face of the lady who pees her pants when she laughs.

A bobby soxer at at frank sinatra concert? that's what you're going with? Okay...

"Can you both be old and a former pageant winner?" - Matt Lauer

It'd be kind of funny if one luxury maker of useless trinkets fucked up the whole swag economy for everyone else, by scaring off celebrities that have advisers telling them to skip the gift suite.

Oh shit, I accept free tampons from people all the time. Does that mean I have to be the new face of Tampax?

I'm not sorry a rapist is dead but...you notice the victim still had to flee?

Take note, world- vigilante justice is what happens when actual law enforcement channels don't take crimes seriously.

Can we also just say giant, loving kudos to his mom/parents for NOT altering his body when he was a baby? ♥ It's probably a big reason why he seems to have a pretty healthy outlook and acceptance/celebration of himself.

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... Fine!
I'll cop to it!
I totally want to have sex with him.
And I won't lie.
I'd brag about it. A lot!

NEVER has this been more appropriate.

A male bisexual with two dicks? That like, at least, qualifies as a new mythical creature. We need to give him a name - like a centaur or something. Dicktaur?

Who else read the entire fucking article with this face?:

Years ago my wife called me an asshole when I refused to buy an CD compilation with R Kelly singing I Believe I Can Fly. She wanted my daughter to sing the song in middle school. No way! His shit stays on the same store shelf with Woody Alan

THANK YOU. So gross. The SNL performance made me throw up in my mouth.

R Kelly was accused in 2000. The trial didn't start/finish until 2008. The album and tour was from 2002-2004.
http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/…

Right-I agree and should have made that more clear.

Yeah, the Boondocks episode was more of a scathing review of the whole bullshit trial.

I would say though that the Boondocks was at least trying to point out the ridiculousness of defending R. Kelly. A lot of people missed that message, unfortunately.