The name of the company is literally GAWKER. Wtf are you expecting? This is US WEEKLY for Bros.

“I liked that scene where Ironing Man and Whore and the other Revengers went for some schwarber after beating the aliens.”

14 year old boys are not adorable. It’s like getting stuck 1/6th of the way into a werewolf transformation.

Why does that ‘make matters worse’? How is his wife’s sexual abuse history relevant to him apologizing via tweet for cheating on her?

GODDAMN IT DAVE

STOP STEALING MY HEAT DAVE

THERE’S ONLY TWO TYPES OF CANS I OPEN YOU PIECE OF TRASH

When I first moved in with my now wife she insisted I stop folding frozen pizzas in half and eating them taco-style. My thought is why dirty a plate or pizza cutter/knife?

Wait until he sees the full list of things he can’t do any longer.

Not when I say it. I guess we’re all the same, though. All of us white people have the same upbringing, viewpoints, advantages in life.

Did you not read the rule book.? White people haven’t been black, so they can’t talk about what a black person might experience. (Most) Men haven’t been women, so they can't talk about what a woman might experience. Apparently everyone has lived life as a white male though, so everyone can make whatever assumption,…

TL;DR Only black people are authorities on racism and any white person’s opinion on the matter is invalid.

That dog is still a good dog and I don’t really like Mr Ley’s post

“Hey, that’s awesome! Congr...”

Several inches. They’re long (longer than a typical human male’s) and skinny.

No, it’s really not. It’s like saying airport thrillers are dumb because, pro-tip: capes aren’t the totality of all comics ever. Just a largely trash genre that’s unusually popular. It’s a generalization, but a very VERY fair one.

hot take: mainstream superhero comics are dumb yo.

That’s what you get for drinking IPAs, bitch boy.

that’s the most millenial hipster shit i have ever heard

Rousey went on to say that she wants her next fight to be a rematch with Holm.