Miami isn’t in the AL East.

Get someone to teach your kid to to be a respectful person.

 I guarantee you that garden parties in January are a lot nicer in the Bay Area or LA than they are in New York. And while neither is quite New York’s equal in culture, you’re not missing out on that much. Oh, and if you like outdoor activities like golf or hiking during your downtime. . . .

Eh, not sure about that. The barriers to entry for a business are lower in a place like Indy, where you’re going to have lower overall costs and more local recognition, than a place like NYC.

No. It’s a great place to visit for a short period of time in the fall.

Whoa pal. Where the hell did you move that you have anythign good to say about chicago weather? Terrible, hot fucking summers that are muggy as crap, -20 degree winters that last 6 months.

My mother was a high school teacher so we’d go to high school football games during the season. I was 8, maybe 9, and bored during a losing game. I asked when we could leave and Mom said “It ain’t over ‘til the fat lady sings.” Y’all can guess my reply. Mom is overweight. Has been since I was a youngster. I was the…

So...what was the ranking?

When I was 13, I was on a summer baseball road trip with my folks. In one city we happened to be staying in the same hotel as the Baltimore Orioles. As we’re waiting for a cab, some of the players are walking through the lobby. One of the pitchers is talking to another teammate and ranking AL cities by the “quality of…

NYC sucks. Can’t we all just agree on that?

I never understood the fascination with cities like New York and Chicago (I’m from Chicago). The weather sucks. They are overcrowded and dirty. Why as a player should it be assumed I would want to play in one of those cities? Big market? There are plenty of big markets with better weather and lower costs of living. If…

I attended Sarah Lawrence from 2006-2010. There was definitely a problem with non-students hanging around campus all the time and/or straight up living in the dorms. My freshmen year roommate had her non-student boyfriend live in our small dorm room with us for about half of the school year, and she wasn’t the only…

I’m sure fraternities are going to get dragged in the comment section and probably rightfully so, but at my fraternity, we legit played NHLPA and euchre most of the time and actually did community service.  We had parties too of course, but I didn’t see one rapey thing in my three years there and none of us would have…

When will people realize that you should never yell or threaten violence towards their child whenever they do something wrong? Only their kids college coaches should be allowed to do that.

lol. you think the people that voted for trump aren’t going to vote for him because “he’s got a record”? you fundamentally don’t understand trump or republicans voters if you think that is true at all.

cool. same polls showed hillary winning in a cakewalk. ya’ll still have learned nothing from 2016.

I want someone who can win. If it’s an old white dude right now to reassure the racist mysogonistic crowd, read Libertarians who fucked our last election, I don’t care. Who bought you Jezebel? You seem to be doing Trump’s work for him.

And it’s worth noting that many of the credit card companies - along with quite a few banks - in Joe’s home state have gone out of business. The massive MBNA complexes on the northern and eastern outskirts of Newark are testament to this.

As long as you vote for him if he wins the nomination, fight hard for whomever you like best, BUT if people purity test him and we get 4 more fucking years of Trump I am giving up on my fellow liberals as asshole children who deserve the horrible lives they will have created for themselves.

Wow! Are you her mother? Or her lesbian lover? I can comment on anything I want. If you don’t like it, for the love of fuck, take a pill.