Gotta give it to him on the technique. Uses canine teeth to puncture can to avoid fumbling with car keys, assumes proper stance as to not spill beer down jersey, pops top, drops left hand covered in beer to avoid dripping beer down the arm, crushes can for maximum flow. 5 seconds flat from catch and release.

The NCAA chimed in by vacating the Big 12 Championships won by Oklahoma when Mayfield was their QB, because he didn’t pour it into a Powerade/NCAA cup first.

Sacramento is just Phoenix with the heat dialed back just a couple of degrees and decent wine.

I really enjoyed the River North Area (as identified upthread), Capitol Hill and especially The Highlands areas

Pretty accurate for Aurora (I say as a not-quite-middle-aged divorced dad)

I grew up in Aurora and have been away for about 20 years, but visit often. I greatly appreciate what many of the transplants brought to Denver over this time (and especially immigrants from other countries - we’ve always needed diversity.) There’s a whole bunch of hipster tropes to fall on what with the scooters…

Aurora, CO is the Recently-Divorced-Middle-Aged-Dad of middling city suburbs.  Or is that Littleton? 

It’s like when my sister tried to convince people she was a southern redneck when we grew up in the very well known redneck city that is Seattle.

I see some people I grew up with on occasion and they all have a bit of a country twang or cadence to how they speak now as if they grew up on ranches or something (they did not)

Keenum was #1 in DVOA in 2017. That’s pretty fucking impressive, even accounting for the circumstances. It was reasonable to think he could be league average for the Broncos last year. Things didn’t work out that way, but it wasn’t a stupid decision.

I was watching someone talk about Lock yesterday and he mentioned that a problem he might have was calling NFL plays. Apparently, for most of his college career, their calls weren’t actual routes, but a position and a part of the field represented by a color.  The receiver was just supposed to get open.

Depressing? You must not have made it to the end where he talks about Twisted Metal 2!

Darn those urban areas where 80 percent of your states population resides! 

I can assure you if you walk up Larimer past Broadway these days you’ll barely be able to move from the constant flocks of tourists. “Guided street art tours” (ie, paying $20 so you can move down alleys in a group and have a guide explain to you the murals are actual art and not gang signs) are a booming industry now…

So someone DOES use algebra outside of high school.

Also live in Denver (ok, fine, Aurora) and it’s hilarious listening to the right-wingers on AM radio freak out every day about any policy even slightly to the left of fucking Reagan

NOT a Broncos fan, but I am a Denver resident, and give us a LITTLE slack about our Governor. Hickenlooper has moved on from the state house to tut-tut at the Dems who literally don’t want people to die from insulin rationing, and was replaced by Jared Polis, a Gay man who’s running a pretty left administration right…

That went to a dark, dark place. I had one year in college where I didn’t leave my dorm room for weeks and seriously considered offing myself, and that was still not as dark as that story.

The rest of us call them “voters”.  To each his own.

they probably vote Republican but call themselves Democrat socially, who knows