New on the Takeout: Is Whitefish Salad a Salad?

Somewhere, Perkins waitresses are eying each other nervously.

You have a problem with dessert salad friend?

And he would have had a better chance of finding a girlfriend while incarcerated. Ironically.

More than 200 Christians have been mudered in Sri Lanka, presumably by islamic terrorists and no peep about it on jezebel or any ex-Gawker site yet. Instead we get fed news about Lori Loughlin and George Zimmermann (breaking news: Zimmermann is off Tinder!!!).

“Gun nut” here.  None of that is right and she DID have a background check run on her for the gun purchase. Nothing came up because she hadn’t committed a crime. This happened because for whatever reason, the FBI neglected to flag her even though she was subject to a MAN HUNT. This isn’t the first time they’ve…

1 million % this. Ive welcomed a lot of ppl to denver and universally they all wanted to go buy weed, not guns. 

Yeah...our concerns should defeinitely be with the murderous chick. Glad you have your proorities straight.

FBI manhunts are all well and good, but I think everyone knows at this point that the only way to prevent this tragedy is through thoughts and prayers.

Representing Colorado here. I’m embarrassed for my country that an 18 year old arrived here and in one day was able to purchase a pump-action shotgun. I’m currently home with three kids whose schools are closed and we’re not planning on going anywhere today. I read in one article about the manhunt is that if people…

Omg yes. Evangelical circles really ran with that one. They actually propped up two girls. It was pretty sick. I was a kid being raised in that environment at the time and I found it all really twisted. It seemed like the rest of the kids who died didn't matter, just the ones they decided to make into martyrs for…

Right now one person with a gun is holding all of Denver hostage. That’s totally better than, idk, some sort of national gun legislation that would prevent people like this from getting a gun in the first place. 

What in the world is the water in Florida?  I mean, aside from gators, that is.  The crazy runs DEEP in that state.

That’s a HARD 18.  I look younger than her and I’m 48.

According to gun nuts there’s nothing to see here as she hasn’t actually committed a crime yet so flying across country at age 18 and buying a gun right after you land should be totally allowed without a waiting period, license, background check, etc and there’s nothing to see here.

I don’t care what anyone says that chick ain’t 18. 

God yeah, that threw me too. I thought she was 38ish. Not what needs to be focused on, but wowsa.

this may be a bit insensitive to focus on this, but that woman in the picture is 18? 

Still, the whitewalkers are going to kill them all without Dany’s help. No amount of food or independence is going to be any good to them when they are all dead.

Jaime: There was good times too, right guys? Remember Jon when I made fun of you for having to stay outside during the big party. And Bran, when I pushed you...oh wait.