Whaaaat?!? Gee whiz, I sure hope you don’t disillusion me with the news that Nebrathka isn’t spelled like that either.

Just because Jared down at the Wing Hole told you something that sounded smart when you were pounding brewskis doesn’t mean you or he knows jack shit about lifting, broheim. Deadlift is about the lift, and if you’re lifting enough weight to make it worthwhile you’re not doing anything but needlessly risking a back…

About 10 years ago I was at the Pearl Harbor Memorial and a group of Japanese were mugging for the camera. Next thing I heard was some guy going “Dad, dad no!” The dude was physically restraining his 80 something father from going over there and kicking ass. Old dude was legit pissed.

Came here to say exactly this. I couldn’t believe the number of people taking selfies at the goddamn Wall of Death in Auschwitz when I was there this summer. You’re smiling and standing where literally thousands of people were executed, you fucking morons.

The French Riviera of South Dakota, the Ibitha of Nebrathka.

Luke Heimlich: But I’m just a poor boy and nobody loves me.

I don’t know when else I’m gonna be able to tell this story, so I’ll latch onto the super-tenuous connection here and brag about this now.

“So, yeah, fuck Minnesota.”

Kamara’s language is going to make Minnesotans shudder.

I was in Denver a month ago for a family wedding, and Denver’s got good things happening. Go hang out in the RiNo neighborhood. Great restaurants, breweries (we enjoyed Our Mutual Friend and 14er), music. Big fun.

Seriously, I have lived in Mexico City and Los Angeles. Feel free to pipe down about your traffic, Denver. Also, fuck the Broncos. Silver and black, baby. 

I grew up there and moved away 12 years ago- and regret the hell out of it (I’m in DC now. Fuck my life.)

I don’t get the complaints. Highly-walkable city with tons to do, cheaper than Seattle and half the price of SF/NYC/DC, huge beer scene, huge outdoor scene, terrific weather with no humidity, weed’s dropped in price by half or more the last few years, deep blue city with enough liberals to dominate the state’s…

Going to Denver for the first time next week. Looking forward to enjoying all of what it has to offer.

Her name is Grimes, by the way.

This is going in Elon Musk’s personal aquarium, thus completing his transformation from beloved, can-do entrepreneur to Bond villain.

Well, commies are okay now, it turns out, so long as they support the NRA. 

Jesus. All these flag humpers and they’re all wrong. The correct protocol for the national anthem is to stand and face the flag or, if the flag ins’t visible, the source of the music. Military members in uniform salute. That’s it. The hand-over-the-heart (or hat-over-the-heart) thing is widespread and completely…

why wasn’t she looking at the flag while the anthem was playing? i was always taught to stare at the flag until the anthem was over, even if my eyes watered. never avert your gaze from that holy cloth because it holds supernatural powers that fill our hears with patriotism and love of country but hate of the people in…

I’m wondering if the woman in the article (Laurie Vandenberg) is the same Laurie Vandenberg from Alaska who pursued a lengthy lawsuit against the State of Alaska for reemployment benefits after she hurt her arm when she reached for her laptop computer and “paperwork bag” while working for the State Department of…