It feels like a missed opportunity to not mention that Montenegro has no extradition with the US. What are the odds Mike Pompeo just ...stays there until President Pence pardons him?

Yet here he stands, in the oval office, confused, walking around like your elder family member who has lost their faculties.

“Workin’ hard, or hardly workin’”? (you just wasted an entire sentence making noise, what do you want/need?)

I guarantee there are at least half a dozen kids at every community college in the country, let alone state and private universities, that are more competent than Miller has ever been or ever will be. It’s remarkable that he’s advanced so far based on nothing more than bigotry and connections. 

I had no idea she did stand-up, I'll have to find that. Roz talking shit like that sounds hilarious. 

This reminds me of seeing a Marsha Warfield stand-up special around the time she was on Night Court. She said she thought Prince was very sexy, but so tiny she didn’t know what she would do with him if she had him. “Maybe I could throw him over my shoulder like a purse. I couldn’t have sex with the lil fucker. Not…

Jerrah’s on line 1.

I can’t believe the Patriots went to all this trouble to beat the Dolphins.

Here’s more footage from a different angle.

Children throwing tantrums are pretty amusing.

That’s making a lot of very generous assumptions about McCain (that she can follow directions, that she’s self-aware enough to build a character, that she isn’t ridiculously thin-skinned and petty) that I’m not sure is warranted.

“As Crenshaw notes, the interaction was clearly set up to be on video.”

Bullies and cowards are terrified of their peers. I bet this pissbaby wet himself just a little bit while hiding in that elevator.

Further proof that professional football is a horrible, horrible game and we are horrible, horrible people for supporting it.

You mean those Giants defenses were the Brady killer.

Like this?

I don’t know why people call him a Brady killer, and this isn’t necessarily directed at you in particular. Patriot killer? Yeah. But it’s not like Brady lined up at nose tackle or played DB when Eli was on the field.

The one thing Eli can hang his hat on is being the Brady killer. If nothing else, he should be remembered for that.

Eli Manning is the second highest earning NFL player ever, one spot behind his brother. I have a hard time fully processing that fact.