OMG, I thought you were serious in the first sentence. Excellent use of the Trumper voice. 

As I scrolled down the first article visible on the side was about Carli Lloyd. This must be a sign from the football gods - make it happen, Bears.

Don’t feel bad. My first reaction to the headline was, “That’s a clown question, bro.”

That video would have been much better if Melania had walked over to Trump cocked her leg and peed all over his pants and shoes.

Agreed. Whole milk and Stonyfield as a starter. Stonyfield because it has more strains of bacteria so you get a healthier yogurt, whole milk because that small amount of fat makes it taste sweet without adding a bunch of sugar. I don’t even need to add powdered milk to get to thicken the yogurt like I did in a…

Which innocent kids would you be upset for? The ones who can’t attend public school due to their parents’ choice or the ones who could be exposed to preventable diseases due to someone else’s choice?

I agree, we do need to monitor homeschooling more closely, making sure the parents are qualified to teach their children and that they are teaching their children information and skills that will help them function in society.

My sympathies, it sucks to have a coach abuse you like that.

The purpose of the law is to increase vaccination rates or to remove unvaccinated people from groups where they may serve as disease carriers. It puts both fiscal pressure (via homeschooling or private schooling) on families and social pressure via isolation. I am not indifferent at all, but I am resigned to the fact…

If he suffers from post traumatic stress and has brain damage that is all the more reason to keep him from being out in public like this. He should be institutionalized one way or the other. Or else we may be reading about him body slamming some kid for disrespecting the flag and leaving the kid with brain damage and…

Reminds me of the time when I broke my arm playing in a JV game. The next day I came to practice with my arm in a cast. My coach got excited at the prospect of wrapping the cast in a ace bandages so I could use it like a club. Until I explained to him that I was there to clean out my locker, my parents had decided…

I was thinking, I bet she would be thrilled to make a hard tackle and not get a card for her trouble.

It seems to me that the law is accomplishing exactly what was intended. People can choose not to get vaccinated, but then they forfeit the privilege of attending school and playing sports with the rest of us. They are choosing their own semi-isolation from polite society.

Actually Carlson and the Statue have some things in common. They are both corroded. Neither has a heart. Both have lots of air in their heads. They are both really stiff (and not in a good way).

The hardest part of poaching chicken is making sure the game wardens don’t catch you at it. 😉

It’s a choice between looking like a bear’s asshole or looking like a bare asshole.

Rising up to break this thing
From family trees the dukes do swing
Just one blow to scratch the itch
The law’s made for and by the rich
It would be easy.
So, so easy.

Fortunately, I have the freedom never to wear her shit.

Couldn’t agree more.

I am surprised that Trump doesn’t have a pair of shoes like these - after all, he will do almost anything to make himself look/feel like a big man.