Good fucking gravy.

Buut but how do you know if the cat is dead or alive?

It’s like they think D is as far as the bra size alphabet goes, and anything past that just has extra Ds. “DD” “DDD” “DDDDDDDDDDDDD”.

Anti-Abortion Activists Climb Into Trash, Realize They’re Finally Home

These are probably the same people that can’t tell that Clark Kent is Superman.

Man, is that where I am? I thought this was the post office. I’ve been waiting to mail this goddamn package for like... nine months! This place has TERRIBLE service.

Sesame Street now lacks the warmth it had in the 70’s. It traded it for polish and production value. My kids and I much preferred our DVDs of the early episodes.

homegirl is fucking lucky as shit and also has the lightest period on god’s green earth bc if that was me please believe they would have blurred out my entire lower half and all 26 miles behind me that were literred w huge globs of my uterine lining.

No offense but I agree with you.

I would caution that anyone who wants to jump on the legalized prostitution wagon after hearing this to research the impact on legalizing prostitution on human trafficking. You may think something legal is easier to regulate, but it really seems to provide a market where the storefront can be legal and what flows…

Yes they fucking signed it. Of course they did! Read the goddamned petition and don’t be fooled by this lying click-bait journalism. It’s a petition literally stating that sex work should be decriminalized. It is blatantly PRO decriminalization.

The really illuminating part of the This American Life show was when they talked about how it’s not just vocal fry that people complain about. Before that, it was uptalk, and before that, it was using “like” too much. And the thing is, with all three of those trends, they’re things that both men and women do, but they…

I take the VMAs as seriously as MTV takes airing music videos.

I am getting SO much grief for not doing an “epic” grand entrance with my bridal party, where all the bridesmaid/groomsmen pairs dance in (with props), and then me and the groom dance in. This video is why we are not doing that. Also, I just don’t wanna.

I have had to talk people out of the following:

Ricky Gervais had the best response to this non story:

I’m just gonna throw on my sleep shirt and peruse the comments.

I’m pretty confident that if Bob Dylan saw Kim Kardashian’s Rolling Stone cover he’d somehow manage to find a way to continue his 50 year long streak of not giving a fuck about anyone or anything.

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE, YOU GUYS

Protests usually rely on a few main things: