Well, well, well, here I go again: since I posted at the Gary Johnson one, it’s only fair to post it here too...

AND FUCK YOU to all of the Bernie supporters who started the cycle of Hillary hate, revved it up, warmed up that engine and then passed it right on to Trump.Fuck you for that. This means you “The Slot.” Your dumb ass is guilty as charged.

This is very informative. I would add:

Oh look! It’s Vincent Adultman, heading off to a long day at the business factory!

I came here to hate-post about Trump, but now I’d rather kick Fallon in his pander-pouches.

Oh please be safe from internet assholes, tiny child....

Is that the Prison Guard from Orange is the New Black?

I’m actually not anti-protest. As I wrote up top (or maybe down below at this point—who knows with kinja), protests are good. I’m a bit tired of hearing how I’m not a “real” liberal though. That’s starting to get on my nerves.

i mean the woman is obviously mentally disturbed BUT she also seems like a witch who knows what is up. If you are going to use black magic ALWAYS use it to curse penises is my motto. Don’t waste black magic on trivial shit. Just penis cursing and waffle making. OMINOUS WAFFLE MAKING.

What kind of normal human being even whips out the word “whores” to use, unless they have some bizarre sexist way that they view a very real problem in government? It’s not a common word. It shouldn’t leap to mind for anyone, except those who conflate sexuality with corruption on a very core level. It’s not even…

Spoiler for the end of the series:

“With amnesia,” he said, “you have no past. Your name could be Refrigerator. This is about ultimate possibility.”

I’m so glad Miranda is blazing a trail for thin, beautiful white women with good genes to pose suggestively on fashion magazine covers. Wow.

their viewers complain if they repeat outfits too frequently.

I wish I had this much spare brainmatter time to waste. Do these people not have jobs or pets or friends? Get a fucking cactus or something, you losers.

It can both be true that Caitlyn Jenner is not deserving of the Woman of the Year, and that this guy is an asshole for calling her a man.

fixed that for you

Things our mothers and sisters had to hear.

When I managed a Borders we were also responsible for this small calendar kiosk on the other side of the shopping center. I was there covering someone’s lunch break and this crazed woman came over demanding why we had no bichon frise calendars. The dog calendar people were always the weirdest.