I hate to state the obvious, but none of this stuff looks like it’s safe for feeding babies.

I hate to state the obvious, but none of this stuff looks like it’s safe for feeding babies.

Best holiday diet plan ever - salmonella takes the pounds off fast! Dieticians HATE him!

1-2-3-4-5? That’s the stupidest combination I’ve ever heard of in my life! That’s the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

The “Most Annoying Baby Boomer on the Block” edition. Has a yellow Harley (softtail, tassels, low miles, loud pipes).

In 2019, you can buy, new:

It lets you see through the hood, but does it have Land Rover’s number one requested feature, Avoid the Hood?

What ‘d you expect? It’s a load of carp.

Of course they left one bar of chocolate - they are bears, not pigs.  

It would suck if they were to start to Haul on Oates.

Stuffing. Dressing goes on a salad.
End of discussion 

More importantly, why is this news? Anytime a tow company gives me a tow I expect them to charge me.

He didn’t shoot him in the wood, he shot him in the shoulder.

Safety isn't in Tex's vocabulary.

Here’s a picture of one of the vandals.

He should have sold it and bought a Corvette

The guy who posted the video might qualify as well considering he just had to advertise to everyone he owns a Tesla by putting it in the title of the video.

If any car could survive being grounded to the ground, it’s a Toyota.

If you order a dealers choice and your complaint is just that it’s “too sweet” you’re likely too picky to order a dealer’s choice. 

“I’ve had the wine of my life.” - Wine Store Baby