Why shouldnt the midwest get one? North Haverbrook has one! That’s where the Monorail is KING!

If the roads are slippery, you can have your Cake and eat it...

This is ridiculous. In Genesis it was NOT Adam and Eve.

If I order nachos without the knob, can I get it cheaper?

But Kurt Cobain said they don’t have any feelings. Surely he wouldn’t have lied to us, would he?

This comment wins in a landslide.

Despite my despisal of Chex mix, Kate destroyed this. Every other pick of hers is better than 10 of the other 12 picks.

Lesson learned.  Stop taking pictures of your fucking food.  Just eat it.

CHP: We are closing the highway to the danger zone.

How many times can you pop the hood and say “2JZ, no shit!” before the Toyota employees take your keys away?

That’s weird. The poll looks alright to me. Are you using one of those new folding phones? 

“wheres ur lockers bro”

I’ve seen this so many times on Craigslist; seller wants to get out of car payment and just wants to “break even” but the fact is, even with a desirable car, there’s instant depreciation when you buy new, and you aren’t ever going to break even. Add that to the fact that there’s a newer (better) model of Jeep that…

A good first step.  Then, they need to charge a $50 penalty for listing an automatic as manual.

If it has t-tops yes

All 372 of the 250 produced showed up to the 100th anniversary of the 911.  

15 years with me, and 28 years with my father before that. This one is definitely my forever car.

Is that a Dachsund 240Z?

But does it have a pup holder?