Right in front?

Some people need more help than just an arrow.

cool, a Wii in near mint condition

And who travels with a bag of coconuts?

Back in 2012, I went to a self service junkyard with my dad. On the lot was a Pontiac Aztek. I then made the comment “even in the junkyard, it’s still an eyesore.” 

The sad thing is that so many of them are already advertised as “rotary mowers”. Bunch of lying bastards.

I think the only correct answer to the writer is this:

“...In other news, Volkswagen subsidiary ‘Tesla’ has been caught cheating on emissions testing.  Scientists are looking into how this is even possible...”

I prefer to keep my focus on the road thanks.

kbb got it right, “buy a raptor”.

It was definitely this man’s unlocky day.

Still not as nutty as the CrossCabriolet.

So in other words, you think they are sub-standard.

What I read:

As an FR-S owner I can safely say:

I was searching for Maseratis a while back and these shitboxes kept coming up in the results. Get your fucking LeBarons the fuck out of here! I’m looking for real Italian shitboxes. 

Clearly a feature, not a bug.

The concrete is curing just fine. It doesn’t need more retardant.

Wouldn’t that make the second one Chick-Fil-B?

In Chipotle’s defense, it sounds like contagion incidents are less “baked into” the brand than they are gently simmered.