We had this conversation in the newsroom today, where all the women said they knew and most of the men looked stunned. (To be clear, we knew he was sleazy and harassed women, not that he was abusive.)

Who are these guys with two bathrooms and where can I meet them?

Don't documents get redacted for privacy? I file a fair amount of FOI requests - albeit in Canada - and they always come back largely blacked out due to privacy concerns.

Engagement Tofurkey has a nice ring to it. Although I'd much prefer an Engagement Pizza.

Does that at home too. All of them are really nice, which only reinforces Canadian stereotypes.

Are you saying you DON'T want to have sex to Arcade Fire? Interesting.

Wait, so Sloan was your favourite band but you don't use Canadian spelling... I'm confused.

Hi hi Newfoundland!

Hi hi Newfoundland!

Really? I feel like I would only ever go for that if it was someone I was already dating (and for a certain amount of time — not, like, the first few dates).

Points for name-dropping Dmitri! I got hit on by some of his disciples a couple years back - the giveaway is when they call you "elegant" (in at least one of these instances, I was wearing short-shorts with rain boots, and asked the dude if he knew what that word meant).

I agree, but unfortunately, if that stuff is in the statement of defence (or testimony, when you're dealing with a criminal case), you have to include it in the story. Not saying there isn't horribly sexist coverage, just that in some cases, our hands are tied.

Sure, but no one in the mainstream media is allowed to write that (unless they're a columnist).

My ex had a raging crush on Eva Mendes, who is a total bombshell - tall and curvy and with dark colouring. I am short, petite and very fair. I wasn't worried so much as amused that he could be attracted to polar opposites.

We were at a lot of the same shows! I was going to the 'Shoe for Speedy Ortiz, Swearin' and PP — though I wasn't impressed with the tantrum — but saw a few hours earlier that Spoon announced the secret show on their Facebook page.

I saw both the secret show (not by accident) and the YDS show. Was standing right in front of the stage at the Horseshoe. Glad they brought out more Girls Can Tell and Kill the Moonlight at YDS, though.

I dated one of those too! And I'm a vegetarian. It wasn't what caused our breakup, but let's say it was one of the things that made me wonder if we could seriously share our lives forever.

Ah, sorry. I was re-reading that paragraph and trying to figure out exactly who was being blamed for what.

Before you all assume CP is in the wrong, you should know that media outlets who use wire stories often change the headlines. Not saying that's necessarily what happened here, but it's a definite possibility.

I have a lot of sleeping-with-cat-on-lap photos. Apparently pets give off some kind of sleep pheromone.