The grand scheme of whose things? You? I guess. The rabbit’s? In the rabbit’s grand scheme of things, this dude is a fucking hero.

But you know who’ll survive?

I kind of understand. After any major family get together I feel like wanting to buy a gun but that feeling subsides when I get home.

Also my cat would have knocked something off the edge of the earth if that was possible.

Other countries manage to have free societies while restricting public displays of Nazism. Of course, other countries manage to remain free and peaceful while restricting access to firearms, too. If the guns aren’t keeping the Nazis in check, I say we get rid of both of them.

As a card carrying member of the Satanic Temple, I look forward to the day when I can use my religious right to be able to do what I want with my body. Just as God intended by giving me free agency!

“daily Pledge of Allegiance”

You can’t. I made that exact point on another thread yesterday in The Root’s column,“How Many (White) People Have to die before America Gives a Damn about its Gun Problem”.

We can’t have our youth becoming dependent on the state with those unlimited, communist-style handouts of toilet paper.

Also unlike God, Satan seems totally cool with nobody hailing him, worshiping him, or even caring that he exists. What a swell supernatural being.

Yeah, your police are ridiculously quick to shoot for the smallest things. The big bad cops are scared of a swiss army knife in the hands of someone who is clearly going through an episode of whatever. (They said ‘shoot me’ something was going on.)
God forbid any of your police have to go to a country where they…

I guess I shouldn’t judge, I read a fair amount of Anne Rice as a kid.

Conservatives have made sexual assault a partisan issue, and she’s a devout Christian so double whammy. Boys are being vilified and falsely accused of heinous crimes by girls who, let’s be honest, aren’t the “good girls.” Good girls don’t put themselves in a position where they could tempt those poor slaves to their…

3) Only arm a special group of highly trained officers, and have the normal patrol call them in when a situation escalates

I’m hoping 2/3 die of smallpox.

Dear MVP,

Just a reminder that there is no genuine track record of Satanist child abuse anywhere in the world.

Christianity’s record, however...

I bet they served eggs there without any sense of irony.