Good work ass heads.

Don’t want the ladies in control of their lady parts, they might get uppity.

Or as an Israeli once remarked, “you don’t have security, you have a system for annoying people.”

Boy, this Addams Family reboot looks terrible!

And Obama’s signature looks like a baby T-Rex playing with a ball of yarn.

Which is so weird, because they’re creating a permanent wage slave class while eliminating both that class’s purchasing power (without which our service and bauble based economy will collapse) and the number of jobs said class can conceivably do. They’re basically shivving the system that has made them obscenely…

A lot like how those “giant meteor” people don’t seem to understand that their little “joke” isn’t funny. Yes, things are crap for us right now. So you what, find it funny to joke about killing literally everyone else on our planet because of your perceived future existential suffering?

Not necessarily. From medievalist.net:

That’s because men don’t listen.

“Could Tax Reform Under President Trump Actually Help Working Moms?”

You should see their line of underwear...

I’m fine with the Confederate flag as long as it’s the historically accurate version.

The idea that socialists and fascists are equivalent is beyond stupid. As if wanting to tax the ultra-rich during a period of growing inequality and poverty is equivalent to wanting to persecute racial and religious minorities. I guess Eisenhower was as bad as Hitler for supporting a 90 %+ tax rate on the highest…

As an agnostic-atheist, I take some solace in the belief that if there is a deity, and there’s a punishment/reward afterlife, I don’t think I’ll be punished for using the brain I was given.

His definition of “full head of hair” is pretty loose.

Yeah you can take a pill that will magically fetch the aborted fetus from the sewers and put it back in your belly to grow. Slight chance it picks up rat or turtle dna so if you are lucky you may have a baby you can train to be a ninja!

Worst. Giftshop. EVER.

Umm, you’ve been able to buy this kind of stuff at museum gift shops for forever. How is this revolutionary?