I know these are fighting words but...Who really envies you? There are better systems of government in the free world. So I’m at a loss. Is it Australia? Brazil? Canada? Who? What country that hasn’t been impacted by the will of US imperialism envies the US? What country that has a democratic system envies the US? I…

Here’s the deal: either punching literal Nazis in the face is morally acceptable, or America has to stop jerking itself off over WWII.

There is no other kind of photo of him.

The only KKK documentary I want to watch is the one that shows them all being rounded up, packed into titanium alloy drums filled with graphite-doped concrete, and dropped into the Mariana Trench.

Klein was forced to stuff Wildenstein inside a closet to prevent another rabid attack, sources said.

There is no mention of the Burqa in the Qu’ran only a call to dress modestly. The Burqa is cultural not Islamic.

Embassy Cat is the only good thing about him.

I can’t wait to see what happens to these communities when Paul Ryan’s Trojan horse comes to take their social security, disability, and Medicare payments away. That ripping sound you hear is the social fabric and social contract that you assumed was just part of life being torn asunder. That’s what small government…

Now I get to tell you my Young Republicans story!

“liberal”

I love these “I’m moving to another country” takes after every American election, because they’re such a wonderful reminder about how self-absorbed, arrogant and unfamiliar so many Americans are with the rest of the world around them, believing that the planet is just waiting with baited breath to clothe, house, feed…

They cried “The election is rigged” until “Trump won, get over it!”

It is really, really freaking annoying how many people are using this as an example of ‘crazy government misspending.’ Yes, they should damn well get their heads out of their arises and stop ‘austerity’. But they should also stop our historic landmarks from catching fire!

Anything we can do to warn our Parisian friends about the perils of not coalescing behind a solid candidate? Although Im sure they could tell us a thing or two. They’ve got a pretty wide field going on over there.

What are you even trying to imply here? I think Hillary was pretty ok given the circumstances. I would’ve voted for her without giving it a second thought even if I do agree with some of the criticism she gets. I’ve been even more depressed since tuesday, and I have yet to find something that comforts me. And if I was…

Maybe cause marx died in the 19th century

Ted Cruz’s cuddle partner?

I’m not a scientist but I’m certain that the Italian earthquakes are Cthulhu’s punishment for Catholic institutional pedophilia.

I have a good friend who refers to Uber as “paid hitch-hiking.”

I have no chill on this either. We could probably both use the human version of this right now: