Anything we can do to warn our Parisian friends about the perils of not coalescing behind a solid candidate? Although Im sure they could tell us a thing or two. They’ve got a pretty wide field going on over there.

What are you even trying to imply here? I think Hillary was pretty ok given the circumstances. I would’ve voted for her without giving it a second thought even if I do agree with some of the criticism she gets. I’ve been even more depressed since tuesday, and I have yet to find something that comforts me. And if I was…

Maybe cause marx died in the 19th century

Ted Cruz’s cuddle partner?

Obviously the Russians are beating us in the cold war arms race.

I’m not a scientist but I’m certain that the Italian earthquakes are Cthulhu’s punishment for Catholic institutional pedophilia.

I have a good friend who refers to Uber as “paid hitch-hiking.”

I have no chill on this either. We could probably both use the human version of this right now:

I mean, clearly obesity and any associated health issues it may have for people is an issue (especially for children) but that’s an entirely separate problem that needs to be addressed and has nothing to do with improving a person’s shopping experience. Clearly, we need to do something collectively as a culture to…

She IS a mother and guess what - mothers, by nature, are nurturing

No, it is sexist because he is associating her competence with motherhood, which is a biological function and not related to competence at all.

I’m American, I’ve never been to a place that has universal healthcare for any extended period of time and I’m gonna say no to your request. Better to let those other countries be smug about their healthcare and everything else they have going on that run circles around us here in America. We Americans have been…

Donald Trump, a chunky puddle of dried up vomit that was scraped up off the sidewalk outside a strip club and then reanimated with the harvested souls of murdered puppies, is an especially odious asshole.

Tiger “What is it today, Joe?”
Lion “Ugh, Christian again.”
Tiger “We’re never getting tacos again are we?”

My assumption is that they think if school children see an abortion clinic on a daily basis the concept of abortions will be normalized as something that is acceptable and available.

Its the same reason conservatives didn’t want Gay Marriage legalized- the more public and open people are about an issue over a long…

HAIL SATAN.

I love it when the courts perform late term abortions on laws that clearly pose a danger the lives of mothers everywhere.

These are the women who stood by their men when rape victims were shamed, when feminists were demonized, when poor women and working women were blamed for just about every possible social ill. They based their feeling of superiority on being white, conservative, straight, Christian, and deferential to men, and now…

Right, I’m going to mention something that is going to blow your mind, but hear me out.

There are these things called courtesy laughs. Interviewers use them all the damn time as a neutral response to get through a weird interview. Billy didn’t do that. He went in with both hands and ATE. THAT. SHIT. UP. He even goaded Trump to give up more.

There’s a stark difference between the two, and one is acceptable…