none of your business

With a ton of silicone under the lard, who needs clothing anymore?

Buy a monkey. Apparently, they’re very good at this shit.

That’s what I’m worried about!

The only Pence family member that really needs lodging, preferably far away from the pernicious influence of his adoptive parents, is the gay rabbit.

And not a lot of dental hygiene either, apparently.

As Georges Carlin would say, I don’t do fairy tales.

I’m worried about the gay bunny, though...

The hysteria about masturbation is an old saw... The future brave soldiers of the British empire, carted off in all boys schools at 5, were watched hawlike (some teachers had a more “hands on” approach, but we shall not speak about that, Georges, now shall we?) not to indulge in that most sinfulf of pastimes.

In the name of all lizards out there, I feel I must protest!

Yes. Also, jaywalking (whatever that is) is a violent crime if the perpetretor is known to have leftists tendencies by the cops.

To be fair, being that stupid and still be able to function in society must be a superpower.

Yes. Next thing you’ll know, Zukerblergh will get slapped on the wrist for encouraging facism, and where will we be?

always hard to ignore the BIL picking his nose at the Thanksgiving dinner table...

with that video between Drumpf and an eagle with taste, I don’t think shorties here chose his motorized penis decor adequatly.

Yikes. Well, good luck everyone

“Allegedly the error was caused by a faulty algorithm”

Not really. My first thought was “in other news, water is wet” kind of thing.

So half of the US have never seen a swimsuit... What a strange country y’all live in! Personnally, I’m more intrigued by the nails, but then I’m an old, so...

Yes, you’re probably right. The open plan concept is very nice on photographs, but in real life you run into small problems like lack of privacy, heating bills, cooking smells, and last but not least, the permanent noise that echoes in there.