I wouldn’t rule that out. From what historians have been able to track back, the famous “Spanish flu” may have started in Texas (or at least that’s one of the current hypothesis, so…).

oh, yes! What wouldn’t I give for a “p’tit noir sur le zinc” these days!

Much helped by the idiots who traveled there while there was a pandemic on. It’s not like anybody forced you.

And with all those people in the room, nobody can cough a bit?

Okay. Someone never set foot in an actual French farmhouse… Outside of IKEA, that is.

I’d consider a kitten before a baby, and I’m allergic to cats (crazy about them, but allergic nonetheless).

Very interesting. I have one small objection, though:

Compulsory group hug should be an important feature of the event. Many, MANY group hugs.

Don’t worry, China is not a Democracy and is not going to be one anytime soon.

Croatoan

Dear Covid-19,I know you are very busy right now, and you don’t have a brain.

You’re a good cat dad… But you worry too much. I know at least two of our our feline overlords that do this, one only occasionally.

“The Republican party has always shown that the lives they value are young, able-bodied, and ready to contribute to the economy”

Thoughts and prayers?

Thoughts and prayers (with the usual translation of go f**k yourself).

Considering those people don’t believe in vaccines, medicine, or science in general, you may get your wish.

Okay thanks.

If there’s one thing that should have been nuked from orbit on inception...

Honey, I’m French and never heard of that. I really need your source.

Inspector Lewis… And all the previous alliterations.