first thought: Guillotine.

He looks like a Bond villain at that moment when they have the upper hand. You know, just before they make that speech to reveal the whole World domination plan.

Isn’t there a saying about this? Something involving ships and rats?

It’s it that time of year when he should put on tights, a green vest and a red bonnet, and leave the department of justice for the nearest department store?

Sister is more Swiss cottage style (which is sort of normal since we live close to Switzerland). Well, I guess they like it and it balances with me, since I tend to turn into the Grinch at Christmas (I medicate with a lot of mulled wine and eggnog… or straight up vodka if I can get my paws on some)

Oh, so my sister is your aunt, then? Well, Merry Christmas, niece feckless!

But does it really matter?  Kitties FTW!!

“On second thoughts, I need those trees back. Get rid of the two gnomes, though.”

Georges W can’t be a lizard. He’d probably would trip on his own tail.

A bit more GOP, and that’s your future. Sorry.

“We’re not sure if Trump is actually human (has this been verified?)“

Their priest told them.

Well, if I was a brown hair on that racist head, I’d pack up and go too.

Someone should eat something… And I’m not talking about the bird.

Isn’t it time for your medication?

Are you saying we won’t be getting smores with our winter solstice bonfire, then?

In the immortal words of George Carlin: “pre-birth, you’re sacred. Pre-school, you’re fucked!”

“Luckily, the officer tested negative for salmonella mayonnaise poisoning.”

Ivanka looks good in that uniform. Just sayin’

Oh my, what a surprise!