Ah, but that’s our sport, mental gymnastics. Does not much for our figure, as you can see.

Yeah I know, it happens in lots of places in France. But indeed, last I heard about Stonehenge, people aren’t allowed on site because it’s destructive, and now they want to build a tunnel under it?

Oh, and just imagine how he would look like after a few wee… What am I sayin’? DAYS in jail.

And call me petty, but I hope 2019 is even worse for ya. Orange jumpsuit kind of worse.

Well, if he wants to croak… LIKE NOW, I’m sure plenty of people would donate for a nice ceremony all about him.

Ok, idea: Why not walk?

No jail time? Oh, he sang like a nightingale (apologies to any nightingales happening to read this)

Committing arson is NOT a good idea… Unless you’re a fan of prison diet and fresh air every alternate Sunday.

… And will use any tactics to ensure that.

Well, you must understand, they have SOOOO much in common!

Any excuse to have that all boys club again, right?

“The anger here shouldn’t be directed at Honeywell or any of the other companies”

But that’s the point: They are, by their own words, racist and misogynists… AND whining because they’re not popular, the delicate little snowflakes.

Coffee sucks… As in, the thing has the potential to kill me.

So, assholes mighty surprised to be called assholes.

We have the choice: Being uncooperative or hysterical.

That’s a very big frog!

That’s how it usually works when tiaras are involved, yes.

Nah, women’s way is better: Don’t steal, just make someone else pay for it.

Yeah, that’s France and there’s a lot of women in there. Not our most glorious hour, when eleventh hour “résistants” rounded women (who’d slept with German soldiers… Truly or sometimes only rumored), stripped, beat, and humiliated them.