No, not us. Last time we tried to prevent one of your President to make a mistake, you lot threw a temper tantrum and broke Perrier bottles and ate “freedom fries”... Hmmm… He won’t listen to Angela ‘cause she’s not a 10, and anyway Europe has it’s own problems.

Getting shot in the head… “Oh, they were going through some sort of domestic issues.”

Nice. And I suppose all the dinosaurs drowned after the sea closed from the trek from Egypt to Texas, I presume?

You betcha! And dusted and oiled regular, too. We like to be prepared.

Don’t feel bad dear. I can certify the people at Sotheby’s know all the people likely to buy those by first name, including hubby’s salary or divorce alimony amount to the dollar.

Macron is a piece of crap who’s VERY BUSY shitting on French people to satisfy his 1% bosses.

Seriously, someone’s got to explain to me why any woman’s boss would have a say in this. Your uteruses are under contract too? This is more than weird, it’s creepy.

So the good guy with a gun got shot, too. Who would have thought it was possible, really?

The most powerful country in the world? Someone is invading China now?

With parties!

And then they’ll keep digging.

Methinks relationship with sister is going to deteriorate. Just a hunch.

Oh God these nutcases are going to kill people… And probably laugh doing it.

She’ll probably swim back on her own at some point.

He’s not a good liar.

Which is the reason why I discovered in recent years that US denizen have sex in their underwear. Apparently. Must be painful.

And here is what happens went the school cafeteria menu is crap: Students improvise and of course it’s a disaster.

That early bird is welcome to it’s worm. Me, I’ll have the full English, please.

Alternate title: Bella Thorne house smells of cat pee.

Ah, Roomba riding is a calling, NOT an acquired taste. Oomans making that mistake are doomed for long sleeves.