This article doesn’t make sense.

You’re wrong. A mob is only as intelligent as it’s most stupid member (Pratchett and/or Heinlein)… Very true, and not good news, especially considering the number of guns floating around.

His now future ex-wifey may want to take you up on that. She may even add the nuts for free. I sure would.

Could also be that I’m not from the US, you idiot!

Sorry, but I’m not going to argue with that level of delusion. You really believe Americans are the “chosen people” and all that crap, don’t you?

Stop being rude to chimpanzees!

Yeah, that’s single payer.

ALL medical research is done in the USA … oh, yeah, and all the pharma too.

Do you know what the definition of an accident is?

Smart people should check the definition of *accident* somewhere.

So you have to list every possible ailment or accident you can get, find out what’s the best deal for you… and I suppose drag your cardiac ass there at moment X. And that’s even supposing you’re not unconscious an no one asked you.

I suppose the turkey cannot get an abortion?

That was nasty. I don’t know who she is is, but the tone of this thing feels gross.

Being a woman. As a “stuff you missed in history class” follower, one thing I sure learned is that every single time women are *allowed* in a profession, it’s because they are gonna be cheaper than men. For the same work, of course.

And PAY them? Yeah, sure.

“Look, we’re not real Nazis!”

Yeah, we’re both worried about your healthcare… And that you’ll shoot us if we say anything about it. Or the over way round, I’m not sure.

Careful. The feline overlord might object.

“Screw You Guys, I’m Going to France”

Yeah, that. Considering the uproar, 17 children reunited with their families is simply ridiculous.