Except the law doesn’t say that.

I just went back and read the law about “viol sur mineur”. NOWHERE does it says the kids have to prove they resisted.

Pigs are the closest animals to humans, anatomically... There’s a reason human meat is called “long pig”.

I really can’t answer that poll, because in France, pumpkin is rarely seen outside of soup form.

I have a strong stomach, so I read it.

Is it just me or is he looking like an out of date burrito someone is trying to pass with a jalapenos garland?

Always thought Mrs Obama was a classy lady, but never had an idea how high she could rank on the sex bomb meter.

Not that’s any consolation, but it’s baffling to anyone outside the US of A.

The number of times I come here, read a headline, and the only thing that comes to mind is a stunned “I beg your pardon?”

Yeah, even the Bobbit won’t work. It’ll get reattached and they’ll happily carry on making porn.

Aaaah, stilettos. The corset of our time.

The Robber Barons Bill, then?

The Feudal Bill. Short, sweet, and right to the point.

“it’s unclear why this is what tipped the scales into a “wait a second, maybe WE’RE the problem territory.”

Child’s play?!

“Where’s your sense of humor?” when they just insulted you under the guise of a “joke”.

Maybe it would help if the US paid their due?

Yes. Sorry, but it looks like a miniature elephant with a grave alcoholism problem....

Fox and friends injection, most probably.

Yes, I don’t see what’s the problem here.