I really needed to read this! I know not everyone has the same experience and the newborn stage can be extremely difficult, but it’s been giving me massive anxiety. Hearing a positive story helps, it gives hope. Thanks!

“We were able to stop the hip gyrations but I’m afraid the vocal changes are permanent. Do you understand what we’re telling you?”

“Uh-huh-huh.”

I kept hearing that when I was pregnant, and you know what? For me, it was not true. Pregnancy was much, much harder for me than having babies was. I was terrified when, was a young pregnant woman, I read I would actually miss being pregnant because having a baby is so hard. It didn’t happen.

Wait, he’s canceled? OMG, I didn’t realize he’s been exiled to an island and we never have to see or hear him again!

I definitely feel the part where she tells people who say “just wait until the baby comes, you won’t get any sleep then!” to shut up. 100% agreed. That is completely unhelpful to say to a pregnant woman in her first trimester who is dealing with a kind of exhaustion she has never felt before. Or insomnia. Or later in…

It just dawned on me that Hilaria is her stepmom. Excuse me, madrastra.

She didn’t really get caught, more than she outted herself. 

As a moderately successful indie author myself, I can tell you that the stunts some authors will engage in to promote their books know no bounds. I can guarantee you she’s not the only one to fake her death; she just got caught doing it.

Santos is the obvious candidate for Republican Speaker. Who would deny the brave American Civil War veteran who led the US to triumph at Gettysburg?

GOP always tries to push a conservative black person whenever there is an African American Democrat or a woman vs. Democratic woman.

Does this snake eating its own tail battle end up like Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton??? Seeing as how these two morons love guns so much, let’s put them 20 paces apart in the middle of the street and see how things shake out. At least we’d be down one of ‘em.

My suggestion is totally a joke. JLo played Selena, so of course a Selena should play her.

Even before Lone Skum bought Twitter, I saw plenty of stories that just had a screenshot of a tweet, and if I wanted to check its validity, it was easy enough to search for the tweet. Besides, live-linking breaks if someone deletes the tweet or makes their account private, and the internet is filled with graveyards of…

That’s what happens when you want to serve up easy, feel-good solutions to complex, troubling problems for your audience.

Every time there’s a story about how awful Elon and/or Twitter is, it seems like there are Twitter links embedded. It just encourages traffic for that garbage site. Screenshots work just as well, especially since the tweet embedded here just says the same thing that’s in the article.

I agree, but I’m pretty sure the Catholic Church knows that if it takes away the symbolism, it will be left with jack shit.

Aymond had the altar removed and set it on fire.

You could...just say that you were intrigued by the possibility of the relationship and it didn’t work out.

Hey, uh, would I get in trouble for saying “fuck off” here? I don’t spend a lot of time in Jezebel comment sections. I’ll just imply it here and take my chances.

Thanks for the explanation! I’m not a lawyer nor do I play one on TV 🤷🏽