Does this snake eating its own tail battle end up like Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton??? Seeing as how these two morons love guns so much, let’s put them 20 paces apart in the middle of the street and see how things shake out. At least we’d be down one of ‘em.

My suggestion is totally a joke. JLo played Selena, so of course a Selena should play her.

Even before Lone Skum bought Twitter, I saw plenty of stories that just had a screenshot of a tweet, and if I wanted to check its validity, it was easy enough to search for the tweet. Besides, live-linking breaks if someone deletes the tweet or makes their account private, and the internet is filled with graveyards of…

That’s what happens when you want to serve up easy, feel-good solutions to complex, troubling problems for your audience.

Every time there’s a story about how awful Elon and/or Twitter is, it seems like there are Twitter links embedded. It just encourages traffic for that garbage site. Screenshots work just as well, especially since the tweet embedded here just says the same thing that’s in the article.

I agree, but I’m pretty sure the Catholic Church knows that if it takes away the symbolism, it will be left with jack shit.

Aymond had the altar removed and set it on fire.

You could...just say that you were intrigued by the possibility of the relationship and it didn’t work out.

Hey, uh, would I get in trouble for saying “fuck off” here? I don’t spend a lot of time in Jezebel comment sections. I’ll just imply it here and take my chances.

Thanks for the explanation! I’m not a lawyer nor do I play one on TV 🤷🏽

I thought black was pretty standard for a wedding? I mean, maybe not a daytime Florida wedding. 

Having more shit than someone else doesn’t make you a better, more informed person. It just means your life is full of more shit.

Probably because she was asked to wait by Fetterman’s campaign. They are the ones in charge. 

He was a snake-oil salesman for ages and people knew about it long before Oprah herself stopped promoting him, and his snake oil reached and damaged millions of people due to her.

He was well-known to be a snake oil salesman LONG before the election.

His fans are always scratching themselves for some reason.

I read somewhere that Kid Rock makes music people who how exactly what the Sudafed purchase limit is at Walgreens.

It’s true. It’s the bootstrap shit. If ALL immigrants could do what your family did if given a green card, then hey, you just got lucky. But if your family was so magically hardworking and special that they beat the odds, hey, you must be magically special too. The entire philosophy requires a pool of “not good…

Unfortunately, yes, this is more common than is often acknowledged. I worked with a guy from Puerto Rico (which is a U.S. territory yes, yes) who told me, “All the good Puerto Ricans stay in Puerto Rico.” I of course asked, “What does that make you?” He said, “I’m different.”

All those laid off coders should learn to mine coal.