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They figured they could wait, seeing as how Paul never ages.

I know it’s early, but the sheer number of typos here is a bit much.

She eats clay because she thinks it’s a good idea and also thought it was a good idea to say that she eats clay out loud to other human beings.

So, she’s just gonna Munn this into a ditch, eh? Very on-brand for Team Rodgers.

And not just posting about his body, but some stupid wink wink high school big feet/big dick shit.

i’m embarrassed for her

She could be quiet and wait for everything to blow over or she can draw even more attention to him (and her) by posting about his body on IG.

I think it’s clear from both the Time article and the context that neither PP nor the Time author considers, or is characterizing, this kit as anything other than a harm reduction measure. PP gives these packets out to patients in the clinic, and it makes clinical sense that they wouldn’t make a terrible situation…

“famous and beloved,” I’d say from his reputation in the industry among non-famous people, beloved is the opposite of the truth.

A few notes:

I read that jar of pickles thing as that’s all he ever has to do for her - open a jar of pickles - and she still looks at him “like that”. Which makes me wonder whether this picture was posed and she was told to look at him like that while he looked at the camera, which is gross. She should have refused on the grounds…

Chris Pratt is such dick. He’s always going on about what a righteous christian he is when everyone know he cheated on Anna with Jennifer Lawrence.

I was a month from my due date when pregnant people were added to the vaccine priority list. My doctor and I discussed it, and she felt that because I was so close to my due date, I should wait until after for the jab. I ended up being induced - when I was admitted to the hospital on a Monday, I tested negative for…

So, the editor in chief approves? Or...doesn’t approve? I don’t understand this in reference to my comment.

There’s a conspiracy theorist spouting nonsense in the Pending on this article. Should we make fun of this conspiracy theorist? Just wondering what the best Kinja protocol is nowadays.

Jesus Christ, he doesn’t deserve this.  The dildo or the article.  I can’t believe y’all got me out here carrying the banner for the Defense of Pete.  

Yes, the hyper-precaution around pregnancy goes hand-in-hand with the culture of personal responsibility of pregnancy outcomes. We know to do x/y/z and avoid p/q/r when pregnant, so any miscarriage or stillbirth or abnormality must be your fault. It’s the same old victim-blaming “what did you do to cause this?”…

Either you get it or you don’t. Unfortunately, I love men with mediocre tattoos and would climb him like a tree. 

I grew up 1.3 miles away from her childhood home. Turns out, that part of town did not have British accents.