I volunteer my obese ass as the mechanism.

That drives me nuts every time it comes up! That’s not what, or who for the most part, HIPAA applies to!

We need to pay attention to her so we’ll know when she’s going to suicide bomb the Capitol.

I’m on a computer at work where I happen to have a burner account, but I have tried like 8,000 times on two different laptops at home to create one, and it does not work. So most of the time I can’t ever comment, and it sucks. Is anyone else aware you can no longer create a burner account? And of course, I lost my old…

So, at this point, why even give this woman oxygen?

The holocaust comparisons are disgusting and a lot has been said about that so I won’t add to it.

A family member was bit by a snake and the bird sucked out all the venom?

My very good boy is 7. He has girlfriends who are 11 and 12. They hate each other but my good boy makes sure they don’t kill each other.

My little Quaker parrot is 24, and dearly loves to maul my daughter, who is 39. In other words, he, too, is a very good boy.

This random post about a bird seems as good a place as any to point out that kinja is a total fucking disaster in ways that make the bad ol’ days of gross porn gifs being “in the black” look like a well oiled machine. It is literally impossible for me to respond to people in the gray in threads, or to respond to posts…

IDK the last we heard from Noah she was having a drama-filled faux relationship with Lil Xan. Maybe these two hot messes will be perfect for each other.

Perhaps, “outliner” would be a more appropriate name.

We put our house on the market a few weeks ago, and within 6 days we accepted an offer. Now we’re just praying that the appraisal goes well and we can get out of town before fall hits.

How’s everyone’s week going? A friend from high contacted me Facebook, and I thought, Sarah! I wonder what she’s up to! Multi-level Marleting. She’s shilling something she calls a “pink drink” and posts about joining her on her journey! Something new to ignore on the book face I guess.

Fuck this shit

I don’t have endometriosis but I do have PCOS, and the misinformation or lack of information about the condition has been a frustration for almost 30 years. I don’t have the “typical” presentation, so had to be diagnosed via ultrasound as a teenager with insanely irregular periods. I was told all of these things: I…

Finding out your mother died, from an interviewer, and being grief-stricken is hardly “crybaby” behavior. 

I’m going to go ahead and guess that you don’t share the same feelings about alcohol/caffeine/sugar etc?  

I’m surprised any of these dorks even got as far a twitter rip off. The amount of money and infrastructure you need to create a social media site now is just prohibitive.  

Hamberdler*