How about we fire her out of a cannon? 

Up here in Canada we have the “Vaccines are bad, lockdowns are bad, masks are bad...BUT...closing the borders is very important because OCVID STRAINS!!!”

hair or drugs

I’m just here to offer a regular reminder that just because a virus is survivable, doesn’t mean it isn’t still bad. I survived my two weeks with COVID fine, but a year of ever increasing medical problems that are all related to the infection are what is causing the real damage. Damage to my life, my physical health,…

That’s what a suburb is: white flight.

Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?

not a fan of him as a person after learning things about him.

The most damning statistic (from USA Today via 538):

no matter who the best Friend is, Ross will always be absolute fucking worst.

I remember identifying with Chandler the most when the show first aired and I was a young high school/college aged dude imagining what my life would be like once I moved to Manhattan.

I hate that for the last year I’ve been saying to everyone that “we need to trust the CDC’s recommendations!” only now to think that I... don’t really trust the CDCs recommendations because I think we’re lifting restrictions too soon.

Andrew Yang is actually from New York, right? Why is that every time he talks about New York he sounds like Michael Scott confidently explaining that his favorite place to get a real New York slice is a little known hole-in-the-wall called Sbarro’s?

I think it’s a tongue-in-cheek play off the controversy surrounding his initial staunchly pro-Israel take on the recent outbreak of violence.

That totally makes sense... for you. I think the point is that we’ve reached a stage where people have to assess their risk and act accordingly. For people like you, who live with someone who can’t get vaccinated for (I’m assuming) medical reasons, it makes sense to take more precautions. I’m being more careful at…

“I can’t believe that I transitioned and detransitioned, including hormones and surgery, in the course of, like, less than one year. It’s completely crazy,”

I imagine it was the swim team’s pictures. 

This, to me, is a bad take on the situation. They were celebrating their win and to have the spotlight taken away by a potential rumor must be frustrating. There’s no need for them to be advocates for drug use because they are a rock band.

If I close my eyes I can still taste the croissants in France, and they were the best I’ve ever had. Pretty sure it was because of the quality of their butter. I had one that looked like the ones in that picture, and it was divine.

Pillsbury’s aren’t “croissants,” they’re “crescent rolls”.

Had lunch with someone (who wasn’t my mom) for the first time since 2019 yesterday. Unfortunately the place we went to didn’t even toast the buns they used for their sandwiches which... if you’ve ever had a chicken sandwich on an untoasted hamburger bun, it’s a really, really disappointing experience. We did a bit of…