Gucci bloom! Also, idk how accessible Target is where you are, but I really like their perfumes. I have a magnolia one that I love. The staying power isn't great but it's very affordable, so I think it's worth it.

This one will get me some hate but: bacon doesn’t belong on everything. Bacon is best crispy and by itself, like for breakfast. Or with any meal! It’s good hot on things (like sandwiches). It’s horrible cold or when it's not crunchy. Bacon is delicious but doesn't belong in everything always! Keep it out of my soups,…

Hi there! I feel for you regarding #1. Although you say she isn’t toxic, I think she might be? She’s not purposefully or maliciously draining you of your energy, but it seems like she still is taking your attention without giving you much in return. Someone that you give and give and give to, without receiving…

This is such a cute story. The most innocent hustle ever :)

This is amazing, you were great planners!

Omg I love this!! I did something similar - I used to write notes for my mom to sign saying I was getting off at a different bus stop. I’d write them in pencil, she’d sign and then I’d erase them to use as an excuse blank or note for early dismissal. Once I could drive it didn’t work anymore (cuz I wouldn’t need a bus…

I had a job I hated and a boss who was a lying piece of shit and stole credit for all my work. I was getting paid pretty shit but above minimum wage and because this was my first “professional” job out of college I struggled to find something else. I confided in a coworker who was almost as fucked up as my boss…

My birthday is within a few days of I’ve of one o my friends birthdays, I’ll call her Jane. I usually avoid doing birthday shit but last year I decided to organize a day of brunch and visiting some craft breweries. Checked with some mutual friends, we all agreed on a date, I got really excited. Well Jane’s roommate,…

I thought it sounded like knockoff riri too. Not sure which song though. I think it's her inflection when she hits certain words. 

Former brand new fan. The accuracy hurts

I think it's supposed to get people riled up and is written half jokingly, but I could be very wrong.

God, End of Watch makes me bawl like a baby.

Ugh, the presidential fitness test was horrible. I was in high school in 2004 and we *still* had to do that shit. I can remember the voice on the tapes, too.

I appreciate your thoughtful response. Thank you :)

Don’t you think that this sentiment is belittling to others who follow pop culture and hip hop/rap culture? There tends to be a crowd here that seems to be proud to not know certain things because they’re “old” but honestly it just seems ignorant. If you were interested in understanding parts of the article you…

Your comment made me think of an episode of a podcast you might like: https://www.npr.org/2018/04/23/605045017/what-happens-when-a-community-tries-to-address-its-own-sexual-harassment-issues?ft=nprml&f= it's on invisibilia, episode is titled "the call-out"

Hahaha damn it I want you to win

I’m sorry that that happened to you :( but your first sentence reminded me of this video which I always find amazing

Good luck and congrats!

It might have been green leaf but it looked a lot like romaine. The way she hesitated is what really made me think “naw that’s def romaine.” But maybe it was green leaf! It was after romaine was cleared to eat if you knew it wasn’t from the danger area so either way I’m sure it was fine to eat