I forgive you :)
Shhh let me have my fantasies please.
I’m good at both of those things! I’ll start convincing my neighbors.
What if Canada bought us? I could live with that.
I like this tactic for businesses.
Read the headline, had the same thought.
Nice ;)
I love your username :)
I’m such a nerd that those garden shows stress me out because I realize I’ll never have a successful garden :( but aside from my feelings of inadequacy they really are lovely.
Plus, the best episode of any HGTV show I’ve ever watched is flip or flop where Christina’s car gets stolen. Because she left her purse on the curb. Aahahah. Idk if it’s staged (that would be weird) but I don’t even care because even when their car gets stolen they manage to be so cardboard and just odd.
Oh shit these are all so good!!
Oh fuck that’s good!!
What would you housewives tagline be? Mine would probably be something ultra corny, like “I might be diabetic, but that doesn’t mean I’m sweet.” and then there would be a shot of me asleep on the couch with a giant lollipop stuck to my sweater because I declined to shoot the promo scene in a fucking ballgown.
Have you seen I love dick? The premise was weird but damn she was so great. i really loved it
I didn’t know that 😞 the story I read said the perpetrator pulled a gun and shot at the officer before being shot and killed. Awful.
I’m grateful for this comment.
A shoplifter was shot by the police in the parking lot of the Walmart a few towns over from me. And that one is probably the “nicest” in the area.
Ugh I love chewing on things. Although I limit it to gum and straws (and other things that are supposed to go in your mouth, like toothpicks etc) now I feel like I should get some baby chew toys.
It’s like Jesus’s own personal groundhog’s day nightmare