Aww man. I kinda forgot it was Valentine’s day. I drove by a high school earlier today and saw lots of happy kids carrying gift bags and whatnot. Made me smile. Damn. Those poor kids :(

Oh noooo :( I’m glad you got it off. A friend called me once in the middle of the night to ask if she should put nail polish remover in her eye because she got nail polish in it!?! I said no, I don’t think so. Thank GOD that was my response because I had no recollection of the phone call or the advice I gave since I…

Idk, do we think Kanye knows these facts? Not that there’s anything wrong with knowing things about celebrities, just that these things might not immediately spring to mind when one thinks of these famous couples. I mean, I didn’t know this shit.

I know almost nothing about them! Their name just makes me think of geese pecking me.

Smart!

Fuck. I really like Ulta, it’s cheaper than drug stores and has a rewards system unlike Target (my next cheapest alternative). Aaaand I have a face mask I’ve been wanting to return that I haven’t opened, realized I have a bad reaction to an ingredient after I purchased (it’s a Korean product so I couldn’t read the…

Don’t worry, he’s back: https://kinja.com/moraldictation/discussions

How did you feel about Williams’ casting after you watched it? I was never a big fan of hers but after/while watching I thought “yeah of course this is her character.”

I know it’s *not* pronounced pecking geese, but the name of the dog alone makes me think they’re all little jerks. Damn geese

Yes of course! My husband and I are both in our red heart patterned sweaters and purple pants.

That’s a good point. I hang on to things for waaaay too long because I think about the waste. Last time I did a major cleaning I just ended up with bags of junk that I need to donate somewhere 😑 although I guess this is a good reminder to get that donation going

Hey thanks! I appreciate you adding your routine. I purchased the alpha lipoic acid but haven’t tried it yet since I’m trying to add in one product per week and I just got my order like 2 weeks ago.

I’m not sure what you see as a scary movie vs. Thriller, but this one is relatively tame IMO. Not too many jump-scares and very little gore. The only gore is toward the end and it’s pretty limited. It’s more psychological than typical scary movie scary. Have you seen the trailer? It’s pretty representative of the…

I’m so scared to try retinoids due to the “purging”. Did you breakout when you started them? I’m using a bunch of shit from TO but I’m probably doing it wrong. Most of their sample routines target one issue and I want to tackle ALL of them so I got overwhelmed, bought stuff that was in stock and am going from there.

Omg what a little nutter

The video is kinda giving me late 90s-early 2000s Missy Elliot meets tlc vibes (the look of it, not the music) and I’m digging it

I think she’s using it because she was going to ask questions about the sexual assault allegations, not because she thinks being silenced warrants the hashtag.

Noooooooooo! What’s your favorite condiment? Please don’t say ketchup...

There are certain foods that I won’t eat in a restaurant because they’re too damn messy - ribs, crab legs, and wings top the list. I don’t wanna be sitting around in front of strangers while I’m covered in sauce. I save that for when I’m at home

I usually ask someone if they live around “here” to make small talk. That way there’s no confusion. People might be bored by the question but I don’t think I’ve offended anyone yet :)