Yeaaaaah that second tweet was definitely written by a staffer

Not only that but he could express some goddamn condolences instead of turning every tragic incident into an “I told you so” moment... He isn’t even fixing US infrastructure that incompetent pile of melting dog shit. Why can’t he just have a heart attack already

Nvm the article answered my question I just read too fast whooooops

The guy says he has 2 cats and it becomes a part of their connection/ongoing jokes. That’s all

I was binge watching different drag queens on YouTube and kept getting this weird commercial that said “liberal arts school turned me into a conservative.” I think it was an ad for one of those for profit colleges but I didn’t want to investigate further and give them any clicks. It was weird!

Yeah but you different streaming services offer different content soooo idk why people want one to fail over the other aside from a shitty rollout. Seems dumb

Hmm they are at some places near me. Some of them are very disappointing though.

GOP works in mysterious ways....ftfy

Recently watched mother! Can confirm

Totally beside the point but that’s a gorgeous manicure!

💖 there’s not a light enough pink one for you either! You’ll have to settle for sparkles 😉 glad you’re back

This is a nerve wracking looking contraption - pretty sure I’d break it and it would splatter red wine everywhere 😕

I’m always aghast at how expensive martinis are. I know it’s basically all liquor but come on it’s a couple pours and a few shakes and you’re charging $14? It’s not like I made you turn the blender on

Ooh I like this theory quite a bit!

The way they rolled it out was dumb as hell but I actually love tidal and there are smaller artists available on there that you can’t get on Spotify.

Hey Taylor I’ll totally let everything slide if you just like give me a million dollars and also build a colony on the moon for my loved ones and me. Thanks in advance. Oh and you can come to the moon too but your music isn’t really my thing (no offense) so as long as you promise I’ll have a space where I won’t hear…

Don’t be dramatic, they still want their salaries and health care funded by taxpayers! Can’t have that without government.

It feels like Obama’s last day in office was 5 years ago ☹️

I just hope more competent people are handling the more important issues. Ugh.

My favorite reply, “they aren’t afraid to bring Christmas back. Can’t say the same about Barron.”